Im sooo confused:(
2006-09-01 01:32:14 · 46 answers · asked by brentmidger 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
A dragon ,dragon if you get what i mean.
2006-09-01 01:36:32 · update #1
irishsdm74 don't be an ***. Every heard of fun? or maybe a life?
2006-09-01 01:44:54 · update #2
don't get him angry. keep him talking, don't ask him to light the oven, that will upset him. Don't talk about dragon films, as that to will upset him. Dragons like chess, cribbage and for some reason dominoes. They don't like coffee generally, so tea or hot chocolate will do just fine. oh, and don't ask him to leave. Dragons usually go to bed around 11pm so he should leave before then so don't worry.
2006-09-01 01:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by w359borg 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can the dragon talk to you? If it can't talk, then I'd let it have it's tea and take LOT'S of pictures (you know so you can sell the pictures later. or better yet video tape) Do you KNOW how much money you would make?!!
In fact if the Dragon likes tea enough you should charge the highest bidder to come down and do an interview. You'd be a millionaire.
I mean if the Dragon wants tea it obviously must be pretty civil right?
I say you should let me come along too, I'll wear some fire retardant clothing just in case :D
2006-09-01 01:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Quest4questions 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you have lots of sugar cubes, as dragons like their tea strong and sweet. They are very partial to sugar puffs, and they love gingerbread. Oh, and they come in very handy at bonfire night and bbqs!
What are smores? I hope I haven't offended my dragon friend by not having any.
2006-09-01 08:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by Thia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do have a dragon coming for tea, all i can say it must be my mother in law ma baker and she is a ***** you can have her as she likes outsiders then seeing her own grand children.so what do you think of this old dragon at your house for the day then good luck with her have a nice day.
2006-09-01 02:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit him down and tell him a human story about the angst and agony of survival... AIDS... WAR... DEBT... and if you're lucky, he'll be so reduced to tears, his flames will be put out... and he wont ever fancy humans for dessert again... because he wants to eat happily... and have enjoyed the kill to share with other dragons round the fires... not get indigestion;-)
2006-09-01 01:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
trick it in to taking a shower with you because the water will put out the flames inside it, then once that problems gone introduce it to my nan cause the dragon wont stand a chance against that older dragon. if that fails hide.
2006-09-01 01:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by super_sexy_hunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call for ST George to kick the dragons A**
2006-09-01 01:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the dragon to give you his/her name and start a conversation. I am pretty sure you will learn a lot.
2006-09-01 01:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Behind Blue Eyes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on the type of dragon..'Mother-In-Law' ...put a sleeping draught in her tea, then when she wakes up its time for her to go home, peace perfect peace.
if its the fiery dragon...well I'd be worried because it might be me on the menu.
haven't got a clue really, have a nice day...........
2006-09-01 01:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you mean tea as in a cuppa, or food that you might eat at 6?
Well i would flee in both cases. Or invite Turin Turumbar along too?
2006-09-01 03:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by Clarsair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋