I just can't stand it no more. The woman's a vegetable, man. She's like...a tragic cabbage. An unhappy aubergine. A melancholy cauliflower. A sad tomato. You know? She's three miles of bad road, covered with bad potholes and even worse roadkill, probably. And (this is the worst bit) she's so juvenile - a real woman-child. Plus, there's some weird kerosene-type smell on her breath.
Is there a song about her already?
If so, can you give me song title, artist AND album?
PS: This is a musical question. You will not be able to answer it unless you grasp a song title.
2006-09-01 00:49:51 · 6 answers · asked by Bowzer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Hard to Google this one! And I'll tell you up front - it's nothing to do with the Smashing Pumpkins.
2006-09-01 00:56:29 · update #1
Emery first to the post! Well done. Thanks, everybody!
2006-09-01 00:58:04 · update #2
REM - Crush With Eyeliner from the Monster album
2006-09-01 00:56:11 · answer #1 · answered by Emery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Song: Crush With Eyeliner
Artist: R.E.M
Album: Monster
Year: 1994
2006-09-01 07:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by vomitsupermodel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude are you dating some sort of flammable vegetable garden with a lane down the middle? Cos she really doesn't seem human. Why would you date a vegetable in the first place?WHY!!
Sorry the song, my polyester girl, i hate everything about you, shes a mod, get back(paul macartney), don't wanna settle down, theres so many to chose from.
2006-09-01 07:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R.E.M. ;-)
Crush with Eyeliner
I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
Walking down the street
Will I never meet her?
She's a real woman-child
Oh, my kiss breath turpentine
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Have you seen her come around?
My crush with eyeliner
I'm in like.
I'm infatuated.
It's all too much pressure.
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (Faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm inventive too, yeah
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
We all invent ourselves
And, uh, you know me
Yeah,
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
She's her own invention (She's her own invention)
Uh, that gets me in the throat
What can I make myself be?
Uh, life is strange, (yeah, life is strange)
What can I make myself be (Faker)
To make her mine?
I am smitten
I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
My kiss breath turpentine,
My crush with eyeliner
I am smitten
Uh, you know me (Yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein
My crush with eyeliner
I am smitten
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Won't you be my valentine?
My crush with eyeliner
2006-09-01 07:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Martin G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wanna bet?
2006-09-01 07:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Capt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hips don't lie?
2006-09-01 07:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋