2006-08-31 23:36:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
A worthy question.
It's a catch 22 situation, I'm afraid.
If you have a high protein diet (a lot of meat) you'll lay a single, clean breaking log. All out in one turd, little wiping. Unfortunately it can be like passing a baby's forearm - not the most comfortable.
To have a nice comfy dump try drinking loads of orange juice. Especially slightly out of date orange juice. Bam! It'll fly out of you - no time wasting, no discomfort. But it takes some wiping.
I wish you the best of luck.
2006-09-01 00:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by durulz2000 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eat an apple after dinner. Much better if before dinner.
2006-08-31 23:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Gem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Warped,
you truly are "warped". Have you tried stool softeners? Did you really need to ask such an idiotic question?
2006-08-31 23:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When at it
Don't rush
Try breathing very deep and slowly,
Repeat it until its done
Your body will thank you
2006-09-01 00:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by spyblitz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't wipe. You'll save a bundle.
Mind you, you'll probably end up with nappy rash.
2006-08-31 23:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your in the muck . I dont know how to **** myself so I cant really help you, I feel for u man I really do.
2006-08-31 23:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
drink more water every day, eat more fruits & vegetables & don't stop diet changes
2006-08-31 23:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by curiousgeorge 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eat more fruit, vegitables and wholgrain... drink more water
2006-08-31 23:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by dosey-rosey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ex-lax. or milk of magnesia, that will be extreamly effective.
2006-08-31 23:38:59 · answer #9 · answered by mickey g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋