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I am a 40 year old virgin, can you help me?

2006-08-31 23:19:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

15 answers

Big Brother calling, come to nearest police station, because all my officers are shopping at Tesco's, no cars currently available, end of the month, payday, payday, payday, come quietly, take the No 27 North.

2006-08-31 23:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

MI5 doesn't have the resources or the computing power available to scan the world's phone, and internet traffic, the NSA in the united states does, however...

2006-09-01 06:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's as likely as being a 40 year old virgin!

2006-09-01 06:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0 0

People also scared of flying may read the question!!!! Plus pilots, and anyone due to catch a flight in the next 24 hours.

MI5.... they would have been attracted to the word virgin!!!!

2006-09-01 06:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Smiler 5 · 0 0

Just keep helping yourself

2006-09-01 06:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe they are tracking your movements now.. they may one early morning break in and shoot you.. watch out

2006-09-01 06:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by ali_uk 1 · 0 0

they will read it... put you under surveillance and arrest you and you'll stay a virgin forever....

2006-09-01 06:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by dosey-rosey 3 · 0 0

emigrate to china before they get you! -they might read it u never now!

2006-09-01 06:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by Alicat 2 · 0 0

They just did, and you are beyond help.

2006-09-01 06:24:10 · answer #9 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0 0

i am sorry you do not look that crispy to me then

2006-09-01 06:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by QriUs 1 · 0 0

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