i want money?

Question

to marry

Answer 1

earn it first...later you can marry

Answer 2

go find a job but never ever says this:

1. you could do worse
2. ill work so hard you wont even know im there
3. ill need all my paid annual leave up front so ill be rested when i start
4. you cant turn me down because i smell bad. you have to have a reson
5. that big thing growing on my face isnt my fault
6. i dont do drugs anymore, i swear
7. i can go all day without peeing once
8. i wont sue you when you fire me
9. my arrest record is all a bunch of lies
10. i was a sniper in the army
11. i can make explosives from windex, white out , and photocopier toner
12. you dont have the BALLS to hire someone like me!
13 if you hire me ill shut up. thats all i can promise for sure, but maybe it will be better than that and i will sure try
14. dont go checking into my record. but if you do she swore she was 18
15. i dont hear the voices in my head anymore. do not. do not. do not. SHUT UP!
16. if you give me the job your ok, but if you dont you suck
17. i dont do applications

and also:
1. whats your policy on servence pay?
2. how long does it take your company bureaucracy to get around to firing someone for poor performance?
3. does your companys lllife insurance cover suicide?
4. whos the ugly woman in that picture on your desk?
5. does your companys life insurance consider genital herpes a pre existing condition?
6. how many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying then for not being here?
7. does your insurance cover sex change operations?
8. does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple x websites?
9 how frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?

and if you ever miss work here are some excuses:
1. if its all the same to you, i wont be coming to work. the voices told me to clean all my guns today
2. on saturday, i set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour, and the other half back an hour and spent 18 hours in some freaky kind of spce time continum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). i was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source in the house, while simutaniously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up newspaper. accordingly i will either be in either late, or early
3. i cant come in to work today because ill be stalking my previuos boss. he fired me for no showing up at work
4. yes, i seem to have contracted some attention deficit disorder. and hey, how about that game saturday night, huh/ so, i wont be able to, yes, could i help you? no, no, ill be sticking with my existing telecommunications carrier, but than you for calling
5. constipation has made me a walking time bomb
6. i prefer to be an enigma

have fun and good luck

Answer 3

You can't marry money - you can marry a man or a woman, but money - no.

Answer 4

You have to earn to get married it is a tough situation for someone so I think you should ever it first.

Answer 5

I too need money. Not for marriage since i am already married. It is for temporary marriage. understood?

Answer 6

Become friends with the guy who said he has a money tree in his backyard.

Answer 7

So you are so low you are going to marry someone for their money. Or did i miscomprehend your statement "to marry".

Answer 8

get a double job so u can get the money faster

Answer 9

I have got a money plant at my backyard.

Answer 10

Make your own money