I have a beautiful Rogers theater organ. My neighbor lady really wants to play it. She's not clean and I told her I'd rather she didn't touch my organ.
She started running her hands all over it. Think she'd pay a good price for to have my organ?
2006-08-31 22:26:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Think about your organ!!!! Deeply!!!!
Is it really worth a few $$$ to prostitute your beautiful Rogers to some stinky neighbor lady???
She will spend those $$$ in the blink of an eye and you will lose your dignity just as fast.
Some things in life, once lost, CANNOT be retrieved.
2006-09-01 15:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She needs a pump organ, not your beautiful Rogers.
2006-09-01 18:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No amount of $$ is worth sacrificing the cleanliness of your organ. Explain that your organ is very important to you and then refer her to some organs that are a bit more used. Ha ha..
2006-09-01 14:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady once told me my organ was too small for her taste. I told her it wasn't designed to play in a cathedral
2006-09-01 05:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if by organ you mean your penis..and if by neighbor lady is dirty, you mean STD!,and if you mean touch and rub the organ you mean std chick touchin your penis...annnnd if you mean playing the organ you mean dirty freak lady giving you a ********...then...well i guess its ok....but only i repeat and ill only do it once....so listen only do that if you had a gun in your hand to shoot yourself in the face while she was doing it..cuz i think that would make just the same amount of sense.
2006-09-02 04:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think she'd pay much to play your organ. And I don't think you should ask her to pay for it. Just ask her to wash up first.
2006-09-01 05:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty lady, very nasty lady! Never let her touch your clean organ and don't forget to polish it everyday!
On the other hand, when she pays you good ol'$ then,........
2006-09-01 05:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jazz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, she might pay... but you have to consider the fact how much do you love your organ. or just clean her in your bathroom thoroughly before you let her touch it.
but, sound's kinda kinky, doesn't it?
2006-09-01 05:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by cybrdng 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make sure she keeps her skank azz sloth toes off de pedals too.
you tell her to go spend her $$ on a pedicure, she is scaring the neighbor kids wit dem feets.
2006-09-02 16:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want to say something, why beat around the bush?
2006-09-01 05:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by In Honor of Moja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋