What is the funniest thing you've ever overheard?

Answer 1

phone sex! ilmao ewww and this one time when i was like 12 i came home from school early ...as i was walking past my father and step mothers room, i heard her scream out!.......out yea right there big boy.......and he replyed...ride my large stalion ewwwwww yea my day was shot to hell over it! at dinner i couldnt look them in the face lol but im grown now so i can handle that they do it lol but back then : / ewww

Answer 2

once even as camping out I had gone to apply the lavatory contained in the approach the nighttime, even with the undeniable fact that the bathrooms were those ones that purely led right now all the way down to love an 8 foot pit and my glasses slipped off my nostril and into the pit. I had to flow and are available across a stick with attempt to make a touch contraption out of tolilet paper to hook around the perimeters and pull them up yet I wasn't in a position to do it, and then i realized they were slowly sinking in any case and that i probably did not desire them back. So I had to stroll back to the tent type of huddled close to the floor attempting to maintain on with human beings's footsteps alongside the direction, because i'm actual type of blind. And that became probably the most disgust element i have ever had to do, as well something else that i'm tempted to say yet i am going to restrain myself... :)

Answer 3

Two people standing beside a banana plant. They had their travel books out so i stopped to see if I could help them. After giving them directions to where they wanted to go one asked if I knew where they could see a banana tree. I told him that bananas do not grow on trees but there are banana plants all over the place around here. The other one got riled and said the bananas do grow on trees and I didn't know what I was talking about. After he stoped and was ready to walk off I asked him to turn around and look at that plant behind him. He looked and said, SO. That is a banana plant I said. It is not he said and then I said look over there and you will see the bananas on another just like it. When they looked the one that stayed quiet started laughing loud and the other still would not believe until he went over and stood with his nose nearly on the bananas. As they walked off he said to the other I still say they are trees. More loud laughter and they were gone. Probably not the funniest but at the moment that is what came to mind. I thought it was funny by the look on the guys face. Some will just not believe even when they see it.

Answer 4

I can't think of anything specific right now but I can tell you that I hear lots of interesting and funny things from cell phone conversations. And BTW, the fact that we can't hear the other end of the conversation is probably why people get so irritated with them---even when the conversation is no louder than normal restaurant talking levels.

Answer 5

Ha ha ha, gud question partner, well the funniest thing that i overheard was when i heard that my cousin bro farted very loudly while he was attending Maths exam. i over heard it when his friends began to broadcast it to rest of the classes. Safe he didn't put **** in his pants.

Answer 6

Just now my husband brought me a heart shape waffle .. and told me I had his heart. Next he poured maple syrup on it and told me I was his sweet heart. Only to put the plate over his foot to say .. he is head over heals in love with me.

Such a goof

Hugs from a Loving Mom to a Brillant, as well as beautiful 8 year old Jared and Our Angel, Zachary (taken to soon but who will always remain in our heart) ~ Mel

Answer 7

tweetypie has got to be the funniest. Who in their right mind could conceive the fact that we hatch eggs? What? Ok!

Answer 8

i never overheard i read it yesterday someone asked

when you have sex what do you do to make the eggs hatch or whatever? LOL

Answer 9

Two liberals talking.

Answer 10

sorry i don't have anything to share with you but always_happy that's way to funny. You poor girl. hehe