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Where have you been? That's old news! Not only did we catch them together, we walked in on a, how should I say it, a menage a troix with those two and the Pillsbury Dough Boy! I swear to God this liberated woman thing has really gone to their heads! Then there was the time all hell broke loose when Aunt Jemima caught Mrs Buttersworth with Mr Peanut in the back of the cupboard. She ran right out , found Mr Clean, and in a fit of retribution, used him damn near to the point of a heart attack! Something has to be done to settle them down before our kitchens are turned into cheap dens of iniquities!

2006-08-31 18:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by taboobiker73 3 · 1 0

No doubt a party is in order, but, If I were you, before you get too far along with the plans, it might be a good idea to check with Uncle Jemima and Mr. Butterworth. They may not share your enthusiasm for the celebration.

2006-08-31 18:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YEs and invite the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Captain Crunch, & Mrs. Fields

2006-09-07 10:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha thats funny!! Of course you should throw a party. Invite Mr. Clean for urself. Hes hot! =)

2006-09-06 16:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by *SaL* 2 · 0 0

Throw in a couple of GI Joe "action " figures , the pantry sounds like it doesn't have much of a selection

2006-08-31 19:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by Kitten,Doc 6 · 0 0

Yeah. Invite the Pillsbury dough boy. He might get off on that action.

2006-08-31 18:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0 0

Yeah throw a party and use the syrp for part of the four play.

2006-08-31 18:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Lise 4 · 0 0

Can't top Flamingo's answer, but as long as I'm here -- yes, throw them a party! Invite the Pillsbury doughboy - he is SO gay.

2006-08-31 17:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That would be the liberal thing to do. If you're conservative you might want to just lecture them on how sinful it is, especially with foods of mixed backgrounds.

2006-08-31 17:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by iMi 4 · 0 1

You should. And while you're at it, pour syrup all over them and see how they react. You could get good news coverage with that. LMAO!

2006-09-02 19:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by Lavina 4 · 0 0

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