There are so many morons and idiots out there on crotch rockets that I was thinking that perhaps they have a Maximum IQ requirement for anyone wanting to purchase one. Anyone more than one notch above retard is turned down.
2006-08-31 17:10:58 · 20 answers · asked by lowrider 4 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
If your IQ is high enough to sign the contract -- probably about 60 or so -- and you have the scratch you are fully qualified to strap 200 HP to your groin and make mincemeat out of yourself.
I used to drive an ambulance. We called them "organ donors".
2006-08-31 17:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a business, money talks & Bolanga walks. A good salesman will sell anybody a bike, so he can earn a living. If the person can meet the buying requirements, everything else has nothing to do with IQ.
2006-09-01 00:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by honker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These morons are asked only one question from the dealership... what is the shape of the tire,
1) square, 2) oval, 3) round, 4) none of these answers.
The majority of the morons answer # 4
I hope that this answers your question about the IQ test.
Happy Motoring.
2006-09-01 02:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one,,I'm still laughing,,but i do agree with you,, i see,,and live near the people i think your describing here,,there are some real nuts around where i live,,that ride,,and maybe there should be an IQ test,,that might save a few lives,,there have been 3 deaths this year,,from people acting goofy on bikes here,,and for no reason at all,,other than the fact they were showing off,,maybe some day they,ll grow up,,and realize that a bike is more dangerous than a car,,good luck,,i hope this help,s.
2006-09-01 00:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by dodge man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. You just need the money and an ID, and you have to "promise to buy insurance from someone." If you want a test ride, you also need a motorcycle driver's license.
Consider the other side. I met a motorcycle dealer who was a retard.
2006-09-01 18:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I didn't know some of the boys, I'd think you were right. In these parts, at least, a mc fatality is less likely to be a drunk old fart on a cruiser than a kid doing 140 down a curved two lane, or going zip-splat on the rear end of an SUV.
2006-09-01 02:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going after the wrong thing. It's not the IQ that's the problem, it's common sense. Or perhaps an age limit would help.....but that would be mean.
And in fact it wouldn't help; I'm 40 and I have made one or two stupid moves!
2006-09-01 09:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its sad that you dont have to pass the IQ test.I see those idiots everyday passing me at a high rate of speed on the hind wheel.Its clear to me that their IQ is really low
2006-09-01 23:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Billy T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who rides a crotch rocket is allready two fries short of a Happy Meal .
2006-09-01 07:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by R W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, they will sell one to a retarded person, if he's got the cash.
You can't fix stupid, and it's not the dealers fault for the way people ride or drive cars.
2006-09-01 03:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋