It's actually about deadly wolves set loose on a train. Don't be fooled by the title. The sequel will be called Frogs on a Boat and it will be about venomous lizards let loose in a city bus.
2006-08-31 17:01:08
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answered by Ell 5
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As you can tell, this movie is about snakes on a plane. There are other elements to the plot, like an assassin trying to eliminate a witness in protective custody, but this is all secondary to the main point of the film: snakes that are on a plane. Or, conversely, a plane that has snakes on it. Either way, we know what we're getting: some sort of snake/plane combination, with action-packed results.
As if this wasn't amazing enough, we also have a stellar cast, led by one of the greatest thespians of our time: Samuel L. Jackson. This man needs no introduction. He's been in every movie ever made. He's made shouting into an art. I'm not sure exactly what he's going to do in this movie, but I can tell you this: Samuel L. Jackson doesn't take crap from anybody. Especially snakes. Especially when they're on his goddamn plane.
In case that's not enough for you, the cast is also rounded out by Kenan Thompson, who many of you may know from the Nickelodeon show "Kenan and Kel." I've actually seen a screenshot from Snakes on a Plane with Kenan in it, and suffice it to say, there are snakes on him. And he's not very happy about it. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like Kel is going to be in this movie, which is a shame, since it could've resulted in some pretty awesome lines ("Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! BUT NOT SNAKES"). Then again, can he really top his Oscar-worthy performance in Good Burger?
Of course, there have been efforts to derail this movie, including efforts to change the title to something much less awesome, such as Pacific Air 121. Who the hell would want to see a movie called Pacific Air 121? It doesn't mention snakes at all.
Luckily, Samuel L. Jackson protested, explaining that the title was the only reason he took the job. I can't blame him; Snakes on a Plane is perhaps the greatest movie title since Leprechaun in the Hood. The title lays out exactly what you're getting: There's a plane and there are snakes on it. As Jackson himself puts it, "You either want to see that, or you don't."
Whether or not Snakes on a Plane receives critical acclaim on the level of Brokeback Mountain is a moot point. Brokeback Mountain may have gay cowboys, but Snakes on a Plane has snakes. And a plane. It's such a natural combination; I can't help but wonder if the Wright Brothers had snakes in mind from the start. Regardless of their intentions, it has become obvious to me that planes were meant for snakes, and vice versa. Think of it like Romeo and Juliet, but with reptiles and aircraft.
In conclusion, everyone needs to see Snakes on a Plane. There's no way this movie can fail. The hype for this film has been building like crazy; there's even a Facebook group for it, and we all know what that means. To sum it all up: This film has Samuel L. Jackson, Kenan, snakes and a plane. So jump on the bandwagon before it's too late, because movies don't get any better than this.
2006-09-01 00:05:19
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answered by xxx x 2
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It was about a guy who witnessed a murder by a criminal, who the cops led by Samuel L. Jackson, want to put behind bars. The guy agrees to testify against the murderer, the murderer finds out, so he has some of his guys load the plane that Jackson and the witness are riding on, with hundreds of snakes in an effort to kill the witness. I really do doubt there will be a sequel. I thought the movie was gonna be lame, but it turned out to be an alright movie.
2006-09-01 00:06:31
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answered by henryskia 2
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Well Its about these Snakes that are on this Plane ..... and Samuel Jackson is getting Tired of These MFing Snakes on This MFing plane!
And No I havent Nor Am I GOING to go see it!
Gawd i Hope No Sequel!
2006-08-31 23:59:51
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answered by D B 4
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It's about snakes on a plane.
2006-08-31 23:58:32
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answered by L3-knightw1zard 4
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starring Samuel L Jackson...and Snakes on a MFin Plane!
hopefully no sequel
2006-08-31 23:59:46
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answered by Skinny 4
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r u taht dumb?? i mean its about freakin snakes on a freakin plane!!! its about this guy escorting a witness of a crime on a plane and these terrorists wanna kill the witness or something and let out snakes.....ON THE PLANE!!! haha i ddnt see the movie and i wont. i read that on the internet. the sequel wld be like birds....in the air!! OOOOOO
2006-09-01 00:19:01
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answered by supergirl 2
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its about snakes. on a plane.
2006-09-01 00:12:42
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answered by Anonymous
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killer snakes get on board a plane, and I sure hope not!
2006-09-01 00:04:44
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answered by lisa s 3
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Trying to kill a person on a plane without a gun, knife or explosives.
2006-08-31 23:58:39
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answered by LORD Z 7
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