would it help to wear my nightie? Or should I don my onesie pj's with the johnnie flap in the back?
2006-08-31 16:06:20 · 14 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
That might do the trick...try the johnnie flap!
Actually, my hubby said that he's always wanted to run around the yard in circles, in his undies with a roaring chainsaw and screaming to keep the neighbor kids away.
We have a friend with a sign in his yard that reads, "If you can read this, you're in range". LOL
2006-08-31 16:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by redneckgardendiva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TOOOOOOOO frigen funny!
I just let the dogs poop in the front yard.. that seems to help!
I would roll over laughing if I saw a neighbor barrel outside screaming like a banshee!!!!!!!
Oh and wear your onesies and leave your johnny flap unbuttoned!
2006-08-31 16:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by Tah Dah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeh we experienced cul-de-sac ask your self 8 yrs back as quickly as we had one toddler who grew to become into 19 months old. It did not look to keep in mind that she grew to become right into a touch one - little ones a while as much as approximately 10 might 'come over to play'. you honestly could be well mannered yet set the policies. i might think of you have a fence suitable? Lock the gates. . Lock the front door once you at the instant are not honestly using it - this is a robust habit anyhow. which will ward off undesirable travellers. If mum and dad come over and you do not desire to allow it, then say, oh, you be responsive to what - we are only having kinfolk time suitable now... i'm going to assist you be responsive to while this is a robust time. you do not could desire to make an excuse for not desiring company. Then take the proactive mindset. Have your babies or perhaps you call the particular acquaintances they desire to play with to ask them over for a play date. If every physique else stops via, then say, sorry, we are purely having x variety over suitable now. in case you do not desire every physique using the pool/swings once you're away or interior the abode, then take them down and/or conceal the pool. you could only say you hardship concerning to the injuries that could desire to ensue while little ones are unsupervised. over the years, human beings could get the message.
2016-10-01 03:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by alarid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question, I would love to get all the kids out of my yard, they like to go around and pick my flowers. I think running around screaming would do the trick for all your neighbors!
2006-08-31 16:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lola76 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nooo.... but it will give them hours of fun getting you to perform this wild show!
Wonderful old woman in our neighborhood used to run out, scream at us and wave her cane too! We loved it and made a point to annoy her every day at least once! ... She finally gave up and just started giving us cookies to help her clean the yard.
2006-08-31 16:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by toastposties 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so pessimistic and modest...don't you realize that ever since you molested that pizza boy a few months back, the kids are HOPING you run out of the house in your unmentionables.
You have become the neighborhood MILF and there is no turning back.
2006-09-01 10:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
It truly depends on the type of children you're dealing with.
A tougher kind of kid, no.
But one that can intimidated, yes... Absolutely.
2006-08-31 16:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It won't matter what you're wearing as long as Green Clay Masque is on your face!!!
2006-09-01 05:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electric fence. It's the only way to go!
2006-08-31 16:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either of those should work. I wouldn't come back.
2006-09-01 13:21:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋