I am in a master gardening class and I want to impress the teacher. I have tried playing "Don;t Stand so Close to Me" on my ipod station when he comes and looks as my pussywillow plant but he just turns red and limps away.
Anyhoo, will this work?
2006-08-31 15:50:27 · 9 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
Plant a cucumber bush next to the pepper plant and then say dirty things to the cucumbers while giving the pepper the cold shoulder.
It will turn green with jealousy, then fiery red with a jealous rage.
2006-09-01 10:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, the best way to make it spicy is to aggravate it constantly.
Circle slowly around it, pronouncing its name phonetically. Stress the 'J' really hard and just say 'no', instead of all that fancy 'nee-oh' stuff at the end.
The 'anti-endorphins' thereby produced in the sap will add some real zing to your pepper, but don't overdo it and make him bitter.
PS: Also, keep jalapenos away from your pussywillow, that sounds painful.
PPS: Turtle Girl, is that YOU????
2006-08-31 17:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing you can do can make it hot. Jalapenos come in at around 5,000 scovilles. Red Savina Habaneros at 500,000. Regular habaneros at 275,000.
2006-09-01 05:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by dderat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might. Maybe like the time I tried to grow a pickled peach tree.
2006-09-01 13:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-08-31 16:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by farmgirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure it will. To be really sure, tie it up to the center post with dental floss. That'll give it the bite you need!!!
2006-08-31 15:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Water it with Tabasco sauce!
2006-09-01 05:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No mamm it will not work,it will killl the plant
2006-08-31 16:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too stupid to live!
2006-08-31 17:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by Da Bomb 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋