best one wins!
2006-08-31 12:25:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
got....... sorry
2006-08-31 12:26:02 · update #1
knock knock?
whos there?http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/thao_28/omg.gif
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2006-08-31 12:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: When you step in a POODLE.
Q: Why was the bee late for school?
A: Because he missed the school buzz (bus).
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Why are you crying!?
2006-08-31 19:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Obama, 47 y/o political virgin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
It's me, Dave
Dave who?
Just open the door, I need to use the restroom!!!
2006-08-31 19:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by AlvaDaGansta 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So a mob of people are throwing things and cursing at Jesus as hes up on the cross. Suddenly Jesus sees saint Anthony, and yells to him in great distress, “Anthony, Anthony."
"Yes Jesus, what is it, what can I do", said Anthony.
“Come over here I need you” said Jesus.
So Anthony rushed threw the crowed as they started cursing at Anthony.
“Anthony, Anthony” Jesus keeps calling.
Anthony now begins running threw the crowed as they start throwing things at him too.
"Anthony, Anthony please come"
Anthony rushes faster and begins climbing the hill Jesus is on as the mob now scratches bets and pulls on Anthony.
“Anthony, Anthony” Jesus is still calling out to him.
Finally beaten and bleeding he finally reaches him and says Jesus, o Jesus what is it.
Jesus replies, “I can see your house from here”
2006-08-31 19:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
watch south park and listen to that kid with the crutches
he tells the best nock nock joke ever
2006-08-31 19:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by sparkyzaps180 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
WHO'S THERE
I WANT 10
I WANT 10 WHAT
I WANT 10 POINTS
wasn't that hilarious?
2006-08-31 19:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris" "Sh!t."
2006-08-31 19:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by dwilhoit_08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moo - moo who -don't cry it's only a cow
2006-08-31 19:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by grooveface 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bisquick
bisquick who?
bisquick your pants are on fire!!
2006-08-31 19:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-08-31 19:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by KaptainKahn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋