for example like my family is really bad with names so we can never remember the name of the waiter in restaurants...which causes frustration for the waiter and embarrassment for us........
2006-08-31 11:54:24 · 5 answers · asked by bannana56 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
When we were kids, my brothers and I got up early and were hungry. My parents were still in bed and we couldnt make breakfast by ourselves. So we got a package of cookies and started eating. But, we decided to experement. We squirted hand lotion on the cookies and one of my brothers ate one. We heard mom and dad getting up so stuck the cookies in the sink and filled it with water to wash off the lotion. It didnt work AND we got caught. But, it is my dads favorite story to tell.
2006-08-31 12:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by missie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a name one!
My husbands niece was in town visiting with her fiance' his name is Rylie but my mother and father in law could not remember his name and when they asked my husband he said "Roy" and now that's what my hubby calls. It's very funny...but It's almost one of those "had to be there" things.
I don't know is this is funny or sad or both...but here's another one.
My father in law a while back just kinda lost it and was having issues and one morning decided to get the paper from the driveway--he was in his whitey tighties--then also decided to walk up and down the street (they live on a very busy street) and put ever one elses paper on their porches and yes he was still in his underwear and nothing else..my father in law is a fluffy man.
Those are the two that pop into my head at first...
2006-08-31 19:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kitikat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was so funny when your family was entering the house for Thanksgiving dinner and fonund me banging your mother doggystyle bent over the turkey. One knee in the mashed potatoes and the other in the gravy.
She screamed "Cokc-a-doodle-do!!! Ride me baby!" just as Aunt Mildred walked in. What a look on her face!
2006-08-31 19:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time in 1st grade, my mom met my math teacher to discuss how poor I was in math. Then out of the blues I just asked "Mom, whats 2 divided 2?" My mom was just speechless, she didnt know the answer (in front of my math teacher!). Then my dad came, and mom asked him, then he said "You know what? I have no clue!".
2006-08-31 19:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by daydream♥believer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time me and my family cousin aunties and uncles mom dad sister and brotherwent out to a Chinese restaurant (buffet)and we was getting our food then my cousin ate some and was like this sh** is nasty then everybody stated to tell the pepole da food nasty.................................IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSING
2006-08-31 19:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by dorian q 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋