what are the all-time lamest song lyrics you've ever heard? ones that make you go, "did they really just sing that?"
one of my favorites is david bowie singing, "put on your red shoes and dance the blues."
christ. what was he thinking?!
2006-08-31 10:00:59 · 8 answers · asked by lucky c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
flying purple eater.
D.
2006-08-31 10:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate anything with a forced rhyme.
My submission comes from one of my favorite bands, AFI
"Chicken Song"
Chicken's good for the body
Chicken's good for the mind
Chicken's good for the funny bone
Chicken's easy on the eyes
Here we go
Yum-Yum chicken bone
Bock Bock Chicken
Yum-Yum chicken bone
Tell all your friends
Granola bar - nice and chewy
Granola bar - my best friend
Granola bar - how I love you
Granola bars don't beat the kids
Yum-Yum granola bar
Chew-Chew-Chewy
Yum-Yum granola bar
Tell all your friends
Chicken and granola bars make a nice meal
Especially when you're all alone
It's something to eat when your wife's in the shelter
Because she ran into the door
One Two Three
Yum-Yum granola bone
Bock Bock chewy
Yum-Yum granola bone
Tell all your friends
Yum-Yum-Yummy
Bock-Bock-Bocky
Slap-Slap-Slappy
Tell all your friends
2006-08-31 17:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That line is a reference to an old movie, The Red Shoes, so it's not as stupid as it may seem.
Sonic Youth, a band I generally love, has this gem:
"Boys go to Jupiter, get more stupider / Girls go to Mars, become rock stars."
Get more stupider? Nice forced rhyme, there.
2006-08-31 17:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Zhimbo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got the Beetles credit for the great ones, but "Lucy in the sky with diamonds"?
I know is supposedly stood for LSD, but couldn't they come up with something bettter?
How about, Lucy is a sugar dumpling, or Larry took a standing dump?
2006-08-31 17:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by Underwonder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"FishHeads" has got to have the stupidest (yet funniest) lyrics of any song of anytime.... here goes:
REFRAIN
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
REPEAT REFAIN
In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup
REFRAIN
Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk
REFRAIN
I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in
REFRAIN
They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums
REFRAIN
Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with oriental women yeah
REFRAIN
REFRAIN AGAIN
REFRAIN YET AGAIN
REFRAIN ONCE MORE (with music "off")
Yeah
2006-08-31 22:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by p.g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've yet to hear a pop song without the word 'baby' in the lyrics.
Nobody says that in real life, do they?
2006-08-31 17:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lot of modern stuff....My Humps - BEP, Bossy - Kelis, or anything by the P Cat Dolls. (Yahoo answers won't let me enter their name.)
2006-08-31 17:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by scotty_b_1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the song by r. kelly, you remind me of my jeep. what the hell was he thinking about. you're gonna tell your lady that she reminds you of your jeep.
2006-08-31 17:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by keepingitreal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋