2006-08-31 09:38:50 · 15 answers · asked by curious 5 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Explain wet dreams to him - that sometimes his body will just have to get its rocks off on its own!
It even happened to his own father as a young man - so assure him he's a chip off the old block.
2006-08-31 09:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by mustanglynnie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pet Rocks are just like people when they dream. Sometimes their dreams are very vivid and they can emit a liquid during their dream state. This is what must have happened to your Pet Rock over night .. since it was cemented to the sheet when it woke up. In order to explain this to him .. I would go to the library and pick up some books on the "birds and the bees" and start sharing information with him on his personal growth and development. Every 3 months that a Pet Rock lives is equal to 7 Human years.. sounds like your Pet Rock is maturing .. and quickly. You better have that talk very soon .. unless you want to wake up next to a new batch of baby pet rocks.
2006-08-31 09:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I told you in another question about your rock I am a single mother of 3 rocks. Thimp had the same problem at the age of about 345,592 years old. I would make sure you take him out of the room before watching any X rated movies.
Maybe it is time for a talk on "the pebbles and the dust"
If how ever your rock is a girl.. well then I would inform her that she has some issues.
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2006-08-31 09:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Airzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's time to give him the "boulders and the mountains" talk so he doesnt end up sticking his pebbles into a volcano and catching hot lava.
Good Luck
2006-08-31 09:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by M Double 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever try to talk to someone with rocks in their head? Don't even try... As long as there aren't any females around, don't worry about it.
2006-08-31 09:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have a pet rock?
2006-08-31 09:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by familyrules43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is going through puberty.
Maybe you should not pet him so much.
2006-08-31 09:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to lay off the weed - then he won't get stoned!
2006-08-31 09:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by »»» seagull ««« 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play with him!
2006-08-31 09:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by Special Ed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick him in the pebbles and tell him to stop thinking dirty thoughts.
2006-08-31 09:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋