2006-08-31 08:31:39 · 25 answers · asked by dee dee 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Have a nice blubbly bath with candles, bubbles and maybe a bottle of wnie ummmm yummy
2006-08-31 08:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Angelkiss85 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy is at the supermarket when he notices that the rather good looking
woman behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and
although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, and so he
says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one
of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time that he has been unfaithful.
"Oh my god!" he says, "are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that I
had sex with on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your friend
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
that be some funny chit right there , I don't care who you are lmao
2006-08-31 09:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by ridingthestorm_out 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you ever see that 3s company episode, where jack's g/f's mother was getting married but there was a big misunderstanding of course, and so everyone thought jack had the hots for this 80y.o. lady.
so larry tries to seduce her to show jack what she's really like, but the old lady has no idea what's going on, and larry says "what is that lovely perfume you are wearing" and she says "ben gay"
and then everyone walks in on larry crawling all over the old lady on the couch, and she hits him w/ her purse & says "you dirty boy"
i love that show.
2006-08-31 08:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by maggie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew a girl named Dee Dee Knox 43 years ago. Actually I just met her briefly on a train trip. Never forgot her.
2006-08-31 08:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read some of the answers before responding and most of them made me smile...
Any WHOOO....try putting a small amount of toothpaste in your eye. It'll burn a lil but when you finally get it out you'll feel better and smile that its over.
2006-08-31 08:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Melia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try winning yourself 10 points....by ans lots of questions on here...also have a glas of wine and listen to some music,, have plenty of ME time...its nice just chill....
2006-08-31 08:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light some candles, run a warm bath and relax! God I wish I could!
2006-08-31 08:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
try find something online as you been frame! that for sure get me out bore-even bad mood...a string of people silly fell over and hurt themself!!!! ha ha ha an old man-woman have their false teeth falling out when blowing their birthday candles!!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 08:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by Phuong J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a glass of wine and chill to some rock music :-)
2006-08-31 08:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Love Angel Music Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its only 116 days till christmas!!!!!
That either made you smile, or depressed you even more.
2006-08-31 08:38:11 · answer #10 · answered by Carrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋