However, upon closer inspection of the lyrics, he only actually shares 5 of these methods with us. He just pads the rest out with backing vocals and guitar solo's making it seem like there's more.
This leave 45 ways to leave your lover that have still to be disclosed.
But what are they?
2006-08-31 07:52:58 · 11 answers · asked by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Meet the girl you love on the internet!
2006-08-31 08:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This turned into onw of the best questions I have seen on here. Some great answers so far, hope you get some more. My personal favorite is "Domestic Abuse, Bruce." Good stuff.
A few more;
Leave in the dark, Mark
Put a wig on, John
Put on the kibosh, Josh
Break her damn leg, Greg
Cook her in stew, Lou
Lay it on thick, Mick
Blow a big fart, Bart
Tell her she's fat, Matt
Make her swallow a pill, Bill
Call her a dyke, Mike
Just move away, Jay
Hand her a bomb, Tom
2006-08-31 08:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Disco Stu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few of them:
Get a disease, Louise
Call her a *****, Mitch
Steal her money, honey
Poison her food, Dude
Move to Iran, Dan
Sleep with her mom, Tom
Tell her she reaks, Zeke
Get up and go, Joe
Become a priest, Elise
Commit suicide, Clyde
Don't brush your teeth, Heath
Domestic abuse, Bruce
Hire a thug, Doug
Slip her a Micky.......uh.......Micky
Take her for a long ride out into the desert, drop her off, and tell, her I hope I never see you're ugly *** again, Ben
I can't seem to remember anymore.
2006-08-31 08:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Underwonder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of your own. Some suggestions:
6. Give her a goodbye f uck, Chuck
7. Smack her in the head, Ted
8. Punch her in the face, Jace
9. Poke her in the eye, Cy
10. Kick her in the knee, Lee
11. Make her really hurt, Kurt
12. Pull her hair, Jerr
2006-08-31 07:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't both just sleep on it tonight, and I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light.
I suppose that would be the implicit 6th way.
2006-08-31 07:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by hawley5150 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the ho, Moe.
Get on the train, Shane.
Move out of town, clown.
Find a new girl, Earl. ( I had a better one for Mitch but I censored it!)
2006-08-31 08:04:35 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/dirtbikeidiot.html
2006-08-31 07:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by yakov f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a new dog, Bog
2006-08-31 08:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by Snogood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me know when you find out
2006-08-31 07:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Christina H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tell her you gotta fly, Guy"
"Find a new skirt, Squirt"
"Get a new pal, Al"
"You don't need to be mean, Gene"
"I think ya know what I mean."
2006-08-31 08:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Curious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋