I am not driving, but it's my second day of class and I'm really sad, so I had a few too many, but I have to go.
What do I do to hide my drunken stupor?
2006-08-31 07:52:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We have all done this. Wear a hoodie and pretend to be interested. Swig with some listerine, chew some gum and you are golden.
2006-08-31 08:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop and get those Chaser pills in the red box at the drug store. Drink some coffee and sit in the middle of the class. If you sit in the back it will be more obvious. Make sure you take a shower and be quiet!
Next time, don't drink and go to class.
2006-08-31 14:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by bridetobebrandie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When people notice your shaky pace and drunken face, say menacingly, pointing at them with a finger: "WTF are you looking at! Can't a drunkyard learn!"
Then theatrically fall down on the floor and have yourself taken to the nurse, while you pretend to be trying to kiss your professor in the mouth.
2006-08-31 15:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop drinking to make yourself happy...that doesn't work...it just turns you into an alcoholic. As for class, try not to talk.
2006-08-31 14:56:16 · answer #4 · answered by LadyD1019 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chew gum and wear a baseball hat.
2006-08-31 14:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by ROR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just smile a lot.
2006-08-31 14:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dress in a clown suit
2006-08-31 14:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by thirtytwo_characters_2_work_with 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dude, you need a meeting. skip school, and find out where and when AA is in your town.
2006-08-31 14:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hhhmm never have that wild dream, no clue
2006-08-31 15:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink shumore, no one will notish
2006-08-31 14:55:34 · answer #10 · answered by bjsmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋