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Very carefully and slowly

2006-08-31 08:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by Super 4 · 0 0

Start with fingers and lube. Move on to small dildos and work up to larger ones. It's not really so much a matter of stretching but of teaching yourself to relax. Lube is very important. To get lube inside try using a disposable syringe (WITHOUT THE NEEDLE). Fill the syringe (a small one is enough) with lube slip it into your back door and squirt.
You can also try inhaling poppers and smoking pot. These help most people to relax. Don't get poppers on your skin and don't smoke with an open bottle of poppers in the area.

2006-08-31 17:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Augusta B 3 · 1 0

If you want a larger backdoor, I would just tear the old one down, make a bigger opening, and put in a bigger door. Check out your local home improvement store for more details.

2006-08-31 15:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by Harry_Cox 5 · 1 0

Elaborate

2006-08-31 18:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by Guam nut 3 · 0 0

Depends on what it is made of. Wood wont stretch but metal I guess technically would.

2006-08-31 15:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 1 0

Know anybody with a Saint Bernard?

2006-08-31 16:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Find a old dirty cowboy boot. Insert it at an angle so you get a nice fit and enjoy.

2006-08-31 15:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by cuppycake♀ 4 · 0 0

I bet if you ask nice you can get another gay guy to stretch it for you. Of course after a while the question will be how can you un-stretch it so your poop stops just slipping out.

2006-08-31 14:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by der_grosse_e 6 · 0 3

Well,it should be pretty stretched,once you get your head out of it!

2006-08-31 18:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by fluffer 2 · 0 1

48 ounces of t-bone steak for every meal.

2006-08-31 15:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 0 0

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