I was sworn at horribly today for a very minor reason and dealt badly with it as I go to pieces and can't think of anything clever and cutting to say. Any good ones which one can deliver and then just walk away? (this person was really horrid and I didn't deserve the abuse).
2006-08-31 06:26:58 · 35 answers · asked by helen p 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If people start on at me I just tend to say "Sorry, I think you're confusing me with someone who gives a f*ck"
2006-08-31 06:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by scoob 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"I'm sorry for wasting your time if I had known you were so illiterate I would not have stayed to let you finish the sentence"
But if I were you I would walk away in a practised nothing happened or was said i was and still am going about my business or just give a little thoughtful Hmmm and walk off.
Above all do not dwell on it as you obviously are, try thinking of something you are looking forward to or something nice.
It will probably not be the last time it happens in your life so you must learn to deal with it in your own way. The only consolation is that the people that cause these scenes are usually social misfits and of minor intelligence.
2006-09-03 13:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a former goth chick, I still retain some residual creepiness, so I find fairly easy to wig most people out without much effort. My favorite is to deliver a deadpanned "I look forward to someday pissing on your grave" or some variation of that. People don't respond well to references to their own mortality.
Otherwise, depending upon my mood and if I'm in a hurry, a "F*ck you, you f*cking tw@t!" usually works pretty well. This one works for people of either gender. I hate when people are vile for no reason. Good luck!
2006-08-31 06:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If other people are around, and you're worried about what they'll think of you afterwards, then I suggest an easy-going, "Wow, did someone skip their meds today?"
Or: "Calm down... American Idol WILL be back next season, stop tripping!"
Or maybe (in your best Californian Valley-Girl accent): "Don't have a b!tch fit, okay!"
But...... if you DON'Tcare about what people think, and want to get them where it hurts, I suggest talking about their moms or finding out a juicy tid bit about them through the local Gossip-Queen. These are not my favorites because I'm more of the easy-going type, but here's a couple anyway...
"Don't get mad at me because your mother's a crackwhore"
Or: "Just because your boyfriend cheated on you, and gave you crabs doesn't mean you have to take it out on us... okay!"
Good luck, and maybe you should just try avoiding the person; people like that are bad news.
2006-08-31 06:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by Loving Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all no deserves to be abused even if it's just words, so instead of getting wrapped up in the kayos, and getting angry back which is the reaction the other person is usually looking for, just let that person know
that you do not deserve to be talk to that what and when they grow up and can talk in a civil manor you will gladly talk with them until the BYE and walk away.
also it sound like you know this guy named STAN I know
2006-08-31 06:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it me? If it was, im sorry I hurt you... I get fiesty sometimes.
Here's a few for you...
"I guess theres no sense in being an as*shole if you can't prove it huh?"
Okay now clap...
Why you ask?
Because your an idiot... and I think you know it! and besides... retards enjoy it...
You should have a clear glass window installed into your torso so that you can see what your head looks like up your as*s. That's what the rest of us have to look at all the time and it aint pretty!!
and then there is my favorite thing of all... Completely ignore them! That is the BEST way to piss off someone like that.
2006-08-31 06:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Option A:
"So this is what a (enter age older than person looks) year old (male/female) whose never been laid looks like. Sucks to be you dude."
Example: guy whos like 35:
"So this is what a 40 yr old guy whose never been laid looks like. Sucks to be you dude"
OptionB:
Act like youre ignoring him/ her. When theyre done and look kinda pissed you werent paying attention say "I'm sorry I missed that. I dont speak schmuck." Then look around the office and call to a random person. "Do we have a translator for Schmuck? Anybody?" Look back at the guy "Sorry, no one here is a Schmuck like you. Try down the street" Then turn on your heels and walk away.
2006-08-31 06:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat 5hit and die bast**d!
Haven't you got big strong arms?Bet you needed them to climb out the abortion bucket??(a bit sick but gets the point across)
Your breath stinks,tone it down with a dog 5hit butty!!
There is a village somewhere missing an idiot
If I wanted an **** hole to talk to me I'd fart!!
How can one person be so fu**ing ugly?
You have a face that would frighten a police horse
2006-08-31 06:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by dave s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thing is ... You bring yourself down to their level! Best to simply look at them, smile and say "OK good bye and good luck" and pretend you don't care. People then feel you take no notice so leave you alone, they pick on someone's else. I know this is not the answer you wanted but it's the best way to deal with nasty people.
2006-09-04 05:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just stare at them and say, wow, those are big words for such a small mind or did you just crawl from under a stone cause you look like you did, smell like you did and talk like you did, hurry up and crawl back under it so I can stand on it and squash your two brains cells out of your head.
2006-08-31 12:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.Ive had a wonderful time: but this wasnt it!
You're one of those bad things that only happen to good people!
You obviously have delusions of adequacy!
I see you set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
Please keep talking I need the sleep!!
2006-08-31 06:59:03 · answer #11 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋