On the person who gives the best " Yo mama" jokes
2006-08-31 06:23:33 · 21 answers · asked by 1 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
2006-08-31 06:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
2006-08-31 14:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Joyce R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone
2006-08-31 13:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by mt92501 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
2006-08-31 13:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by some_girl_who's_lonely 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is sooo small that she goes hang gliding with a mini dorito!!
2006-08-31 13:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so butch ugly that she makes Hillary Clinton look feminine.
A double!
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2006-08-31 13:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by robabard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
2006-08-31 13:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so skinny so can do the hula-hoop with a cheerio.
2006-08-31 13:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by jam_psb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
2006-08-31 13:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks. yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow skittles came out. yo mama is so fat she stood on a scale and i said to be continued.yo mama is so fat when her bepper was beeping people thught she was backing up.
2006-08-31 13:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by xXFenderstratXx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋