Can someone give me definitions of phrases like "LMAO" etc..?

Question

The most definitions get the points.

Answer 1

! = Indicates, "I have a comment"
(((HUGS))) = Huggies
? = Indicates, "I have a question"
< arching brows > = Indicates the speaker arches eyebrows
< chuckle > = Indicates the speaker chuckles
< frown > = Indicates the speaker is frowning
< g > = indicates the speaker is grinning
< grin > = Indicates the speaker is grinning
< smile > = Indicates the speaker is smiling
< smirk > = Indicates the speaker is smirking
< wink > = Indicates the one speaker is winking
*poof* = Has Left The Chat
100 = Nature Calls/Pit Stop
12345 = Talk About School
20 = Location
404 = I have no clue (what you get when you enter a wrong URL)
88 = Love and Kisses
A/S/C = Age/Sex/Check
A/S/L? = Age/Sex/Location?
A/S/S/C = Age/Sex/State/Check
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
ADN = Any Day Now
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFAIR = As Far As I Remember
AFJ = April Fool's Joke
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AFKB = Away From (the) Keyboard
AISI = As I See It
AKA = Also Known As
ALA = As Long As
AND = Any Day Now
ANFAWFOS = And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ASAFP = As Soon As F*cking Possible
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ASSKOTL = A Slow Smoldering Kiss On The Lips
ATK = At the Keyboard
ATM = At The Moment
AWC = After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTATA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA= Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AYT = Are You There?
B/C = Because
B/F = Boy Friend
B4 = Before
B4N = Bye For Now
BAC = By Any Chance
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BAS = Big A** Smile
BBFN = Bye Bye For Now
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few (minutes)
BBL = Be Back Later
BBN = Bye Bye Now
BBS = Be Back Soon
BBSYBB = Be Back Soon, Ya Big Babboon
BCNU = Be Seeing You
BEG = Big Evil Grin
BF = Boyfriend
BFN = By For Now
BG = Big Grin
BIBO = Beer In, Beer Out
BK = Because
BL = Belly Laugh
BNF = Big Name Fan
BOT = Back On Topic
BOTN = Bite On The Nose
BRB = Be Right Back
BRBNC = Be Right Back, nature calls
BRBNM = Be Right Back Need Munchies
BTA = But Then Again
BTW = By The Way
BWL = Bursting With Laughter
BYE = Good Bye
BYE? = "Are you ready to say goodbye?" If so, the other person replies "BYE"
BYKT = But You Knew That
BYKTA = But You Knew That Already
BYOB = Bring Your Own Bottle
C&G = Chuckle and Grin
CICO = Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID = Crying In Disgrace
CMIIW = Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNP = Continued (in my) Next Post
CP = Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT = Crying Real Big Tears
CSG = Chuckle Snicker Grin
CU = See You
CUL= Catch You Later
CUL8R = See You Later
CUL8TER = See You Later
CULA = See You Later, Alligator
CUSYBB = See You Soon, Ya Big Baboon
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CYA = See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R = See You Later (Seeyalata)
CYL = Catch You Later
CYLA = Catch You Later, Alligator
DH = Darling, Dear, or Demented Husband (depending on his mood)
DIIK = Damned If I Know
DIKU? = Do I Know You?
DIL. = .Daughter In Law
DILLIGAF = Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
DK = Don't Know
DLG = Devilish Little Grin
DLTBBB = Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DOM = Dirty Old Man
DOS = Dozing Off Soon
DTRT = Do The Right Thing
DW = Darling, Dear, or Dememted Wife (depending on her mood)
DWB = Don't Write Back
EG = Evil Grin
EMSG = Email Message
EOD = End Of Discussion
EOL = End Of Lecture
EOS = End Of Show
EOT = End Of Thread
ESAD = Eat Sh** And Die
F2F = Face to Face
FAAK... = Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question(s)
FC = Fingers Crossed
FCFS = First Come, First Served
FIL.. = Father In Law
FITB = Fill In The Blank
FOAD = F*** Off and Die
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOTCL = Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FOTTIYF = Flick Of The Tail In Your Face.
FS = For Sale
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart
FUBAR = F***ED Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR = Fouled Up Beyond All Repair (or)
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
G = Grin or Giggle
G/F = Girl Friend
GA = Go Ahead
GAL = Get A Life
GD&R = Grinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark)
GD&WVVF = Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very, Very Fast
GF = Girlfriend
GFE2E = Grinning From Ear To Ear
GFN = Gone For Now
GG = Good Game
GGP = Gotta Go Pee
GIWIST = Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GKOF = Gentle Kiss On The Forehead
GL = Good Luck
GMAB = Give Me A Break
GMBO = Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GOK = G-d Only Knows
GR8 = Great
GTSY = Glad To See You
H&K = Hug and Kiss
HABU = Have A Better 'Un HABU = Have A Better 'Un
HAGN = Have A Good Night
HAGU = Have A Good 'Un
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HH = Huba huba
HHIS = Hanging Head in Shame
HHO 1/2 K = Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOJ = Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS = Ha Ha Only Serious
HIG = How's It Going
HLOL = Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLOLARAWCH ...Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands
HOYEW = Hanging On Your Every Word
HT = Hi There
HTH = Hope this Helps
HUA = Heads Up Asses
HUB = Head Up Butt
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer (But...) A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion
IAW = In Accordance With
IC = I See
ICCL = I Could't Care Less
IDK = I Don't Know/ I Didn't Know
IGP = I Gotta Pee
IHTFP = I Have Truly Found Paradise (or: I hate this f***** place)
IIRC = If I Recall Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD = If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM = If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IJWTK = I Just Want To Know
IJWTS = I Just Want To Say
IKWUM = I Know What You Mean
ILSHIBAMF = I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
IMA = I Might Add
IMAO = In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IME = In My Experience
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMS = I'm Sorry
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ISRN = I'll Stop Rambling Now
ISS = I'm So Sure
ISSYGTI = I'm So Sure You Get The Idea
ISWIM = If (you) See What I Mean
ITA = I Totally Agree
ITIGBS = I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick
ITRW = In The Real World
IWALU = I Will Always Love You
IWBNI = It Would Be Nice If
IYFEG = Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (for ethnic jokes)
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD = If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYSWIM = If You See What I Mean
J/K = Just Kidding
J4G = Just For Grins
JAM = Just A Minute
JIC = Just In Case
JK = Just Kidding
JM2C = Just My 2 Cents
JMS = Just Making Sure
JMO = Just My Opinion
JTLYK = Just To Let You Know
K = Okay
KIBO = Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT = Keep In Touch
KOC = Kiss On Cheek
KOL = Kiss On Lips
KOTC = Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL = Kiss On The Lips
KOW = Knock On Wood
KWIM = Know What I Mean?
KYFC = Keep Your Fingers Crossed
L = Laugh
L8R = Later
L8RG8R = Later 'Gator
LHM = L-rd Help Me
LHO = Laughing Head Off
LHU = L-rd Help Us
LJBF = Let's Just Be Friends
LLTA = Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAO = Laughing My A** Off
LML = Licking My Lips
LMLBBO = Laughing My Little Bitty Butt Off
LMSO = Laughing My Socks Off
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
LOL2 = Lots of Laughs, too
LOLOL = Laughing Out Loud On Line
LSHMBA = Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
LSHMBB = Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMSH = Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHTTARDML = Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTHTT = Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIP = Laughing Till I Puke
LTMSH = Laughing Till My Sides Hurt
LTNS = Long Time No See
LTS = Laughing To Self
LUVYA = Love Ya (you)
LUWAMH = Love You With All My Heart
LY = Love Ya
LY4E = Love You Forever
MORF = Male or Female ?
MOTAS = Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD = Message of the day
MOTOS = Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS = Member Of The Same Sex
MTF = More To Follow
MUD = Multiple User Dimension
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
NADT = Not A Darn Thing
NFW = No F***** Way
NH = Nice Hand
NHOH = Never Heard Of Him/Her
NPLU = Not People Like Us
NRN = No Reply Necessary
O = Over (completion of communication)
OATUS = On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
Ob = Obligatory
OBO = Or Best Offer
OBTW = Oh, By The Way
OIC = Oh, I See
OK = Abbreviation Of "Oll Korrect", Alteration Of "All Correct"
OL = Old Lady (significant other)
OL = Out of Luck
OM = Old Man (significant other)
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA = Oh No, Not This Again
OO = Over and Out (end of communication)
OTF = On The Floor (laughing)
OTFL = On the Floor Laughing
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTOOH = On The Other Other Hand
OTT = Over The Top; too much
OTTOMH = Off The Top of My Head
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
PAW = Parents Are Watching PC/PVT/MSG = Private Chat/Messaging
PD = Public Domain
PDS = Please Don't Shoot
PF&HOMW = Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PITA = Pain In The A**
PLUR = Peace Love Unity Respect
PM = Private Message
PMF = Pardon My French
PMFBI = Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In (one polite way to get into a running discussion)
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion)
PMP = Peed My Pants
PNCAH = Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
POAHF = Put On A Happy Face
POTB = Pinch On The Butt
POTT = Pull On The Tail
POV = Point Of View
PPL = People
PPP = Petty Pet Peeve
PS = Post Script
PTMM = Please Tell Me More
PTSS = Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
QT = Cutie
R U THERE? = Are you there?
RL = Real Life
RMS = Read the Manual, Sir [from the military]
ROFL = Rolling on Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP = ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO = ROFL My A** Off
ROFLMAOAY = ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOPMP = ROFLMAO Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOWTIME = ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTS = ROFL Unable to Speak
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLASTC = ROTFL And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLGO = ROTFL Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLMAO = ROFL Laughing My A** Off
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP = ROTFLMAO and Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAPMP = ROTFL & Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOPIMP = ROFLMAO Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOSHISTC = ROFLMAO So Hard I Scared The Cat
ROTFLMAOTIP = ROFLMAO 'Till I Pee
ROTFLMAOWAV = ROFLMAO With A Vengeance
ROTFLOL = ROTFL Out Loud
ROTFSMCIIHO = ROTF Scaring My Cat if I Had One
ROTFWTIME = ROTF With Tears In My Eyes
RSN = Real Soon Now
RSVP = Respondez S'il Vous Plait - French for "please reply"; often found on invitations.
RT = Real Time
RTBM = Read The Bloody Manual
RTFAQ = Read The Frequently Asked Questions
RTFM = Read The F***** Manual (or other F word of choice) - A gentle suggestion to users who ask questions they could have answered themselves with a little research
RTI = Real Time Interruption
RTM = Read The Manual
RYFM = Read Your Friendly Manual
S = Smile
S^ = S'UP - What's Up?
SEC = Wait a second
SEG = Sexy Evil Grin
SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID = Slaps Head In Disgust
SICS = Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIL = Son In Law or (SoIL), Sister In Law or (SiIL)
SITD = Still In The Dark
SKOTC = Soft Kiss On The Cheek
SNAFU = Situation Normal: All Fouled Up (or other F word of choice)
SNERT = Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO = Significant Other
SOHF = Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI = Stinks On Ice
SOL = Sh** Out Of Luck
SOS = Help
SOT = Short Of Time
SOTMG = Short Of Time Must Go
SPAM = Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent
SS = So Sorry
SSK = Soft Sweet Kiss
STDLTBBB = Sleep Tight Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
SWAG = Scientific Wild-A** Guess
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK = Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWAS = Scientific Wild A** Guess
SWIM = See What I Mean?
SWL = Screaming with Laughter
SYS = See You Soon
SYSYBB = See You Soon Ya Big Baboon
SYT = Sweet Young Thing
TA = Thanks Again
TAFN = That's All For Now
TANJ = There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TBD OOTD = To Be Done, One Of These Days
TCOY = Take Care Of Yourself
TFTK = Thanks For The Kiss
TGAL = Think Globally, Act Locally
TGIF = Thank G-d It's Friday
THX = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TIFN = That's It For Now
TILII = Tell It Like It Is
TINWIS = That Is Not What I Said
TMK = To My Knowledge
TNSTAAFL = There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNT = Till Next Time
TNTL = Trying Not To Laugh
TNX = Thanks
TNXE6 = Thanks A Million ("E6" means 10 to the 6th power = a million)
TOY = Thinking Of You
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTKSF = Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TTYS = Talk To You Soon
TTYSYBB = Talk To You Soon, Ya Big Babboon
TWIMC = Whom It May Concern
TYVM = Thank You Very Much
UFO = Un-Finished Object (a started project not yet done)
UOK = Are You OK?
UPGS = Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
VBG = Very Big Grin
VBS = Very Big Smile
VDH = Very Dear Husband (see also DH)
VDW = Very Dear Wife (see also DW)
W = Wink
W/ = With
W/O = Without
W8AM = Wait A Minute
W8AS = Wait A Second
WAS = Wild A** Guess
WB = Welcome Back
WBS = Write Back Soon
WBSYBB = Write Back Soon, Ya Big Baboon
WDYMBT = What Do You Mean By That?
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WEG = Wicked Evil Grin
WGAS= Who Gives A S***
WIBNI = Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WMMOWS = Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMP = Wetting My Pants
WPYS = Who Pulled Your String
WRT = With Respect/Regard To
WTB = Want To Buy
WTF = What The F***
WTG = Way To Go
WTGP = Want To Go Private?
WTH = What/Who The Heck/Hell (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
WYGISWYPF = What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR = Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC = Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
XOXOXO = Kisses and Hugs
YABA = Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YAOTM = Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YBS = You'll Be Sorry
YCGB = You Can't Get Better
YG = Young Gentleman
YGTI = You Get The Idea?
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For
YIU = Yes, I Understand
YIWGP = Yes, I Will Go Private
YL = Young Lady
YM = Young Man
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (You may not have the same luck I did)
YW = You're Welcome
YWIA = You're Welcome In Advance

Answer 2

LMAO-Laughing My *** Off
LOL-Laugh Out LOud
BRB-Be Right Back
AWFK-Away From Keyboard
JK-Just Kidding
L8r-Later
TTFN-Ta Ta For Now
ROTFL-Rolling On The Floor

Answer 3

lmao-laughing my a** off
lol- laughing out load
rofl-rolling on the floor laughing
brb-be right back
btw-by the way
way-who asked you
boa-better off alone
nl2s-need less to say
iuw-if you want
omg-oh my g*d
nw-no way
nvrmd-nevermind
rlly-really
wth-what the hell
fi-fu*k it
g2g-got to go
ru- are you
ur- you are/ you're
lsl-lipstick lesbian
fdgpkr-fudge p@cker
kma- kiss my a**
shu-shut up


there are too many

Answer 4

LMAO- laughing my *** off
LOL- Laughing out loud
BRB- Be right back
JK- Just kidding
B/C- Because

Answer 5

LMAO-laughing my A-ss off. Brb-be right back. BTW-by the way. ROFLMAO-rolling on floor laughing my A-ss off. JAM-just a minute. There are tons more, but these are a few!

Answer 6

Laughing My @ss Off

Answer 7

lol - lots of laughs/laugh out loud
rofl- rolling on the floor laughing
stfu- shut the **** up
brb- be right back
bbl- be back later
fyi-for your information
btw-by the way

Answer 8

LMAO: Laughing my *** out.
BRB- Be right back
LOL- Laughing out loud
ASL- age/sex/location

Answer 9

lmao= laugh my *** off, lol= laugh out loud,
idk= i dont know, ttyl= talk to ya later, etc.

Answer 10

Try this,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang

And do a Google on "Internet Slang" to get more
info.

Have fun but be safe.