Of late I have taken to urinating in the garden. I saw on Newsnight that it was good for the plants and veg. Honest. So every so often i sprinkle the tulips. My neighbour is a 45yr old garden person -always out there doing something green. Well I was sure it was clear and i did my enviro bit and the garden lady caught me at the end of my sprinkle. It just looked like a dry run to her i am sure. I was very ashamed and it shook me up.
Anyway, ever since then she smiles at me and has twice asked me to her garden to lift heavy things. I feel she wants me and I dont know what to say?
2006-08-31 05:36:33 · 10 answers · asked by Hattori Hanzo 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
you have excited me Sarky31. I feel like doing that recently and the old garden freak has seen most of what there is to see - - so why not be open and honest with the rest, right!
2006-08-31 05:49:38 · update #1
I think you turned her on..Just smile back and help her about carriying heavy things.I don't think that she would do sth erotic to you,if she does just politely make her understand u aren't interested in her.No big deal.
2006-08-31 05:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by I_have_sth_to_say 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At this point, I think your little 'encounter' was the ice breaker she was hoping for, not to get in your pants just to raise the nerve to ask for your neighbourly help. I personally hate the way neighbours don't seem as close any more. Most people could be living next to Brad Pitt and not realise it, it seems.
2006-08-31 12:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by xenobyte72 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol is this just wishful thinking on ur part? just carry on being helpful to ur neighbour but dont be over friendly and if it really is good for the garden maybe u had best try doing ur 'watering' after ur neighbour has gone to bed. :-)
2006-08-31 12:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by big momma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she has been watching you from an upstairs window and appeared just for fun to startle you.
she probably approves of your methods as they are well known to work on the veg patch and wants you to do it on hers .....veg patch i mean..........since she is int green gardening........................i just got a violation notice from yahoo for mentioning that my grandfather would ... on his veg patch at night. it was an honest answer and i am very P......d off with yahoo.
2006-08-31 12:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she smiles cz she is thinking... "i know what you did in your garden!" and finds it funny cz she knows your little secret either that or she likes what she saw lol!
2006-08-31 12:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by lazydazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably thinks you were having a w**nk watching her! and now she thinks you want her! Do you? Do you really?
2006-08-31 12:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by sarkyastic31 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been there just that she was 24!
2006-08-31 12:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sam K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piss in a cup next time
2006-08-31 12:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore her as if she never exists...
2006-08-31 12:50:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all lies.....
the amonia found in piss would kill the plants
2 points thanks
2006-08-31 12:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by BigBoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋