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I just received an email stating that if I loved Jesus I would pass the email on to eight people in the next five minutes but that if I deleted it without passing it on, Jesus would deny my admittance to Heaven. How did Jesus become that technologically advanced and why does He keep sending me spam email?

2006-08-31 05:29:48 · 18 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

Thanks guys. I feel SO much better now...;-)

2006-08-31 09:30:34 · update #1

18 answers

Boy YumYum, the people of Answers are sharp as a tack! I thought for sure that Jesus had gone electronic and that maybe he had chosen you as his profit... either way, you might want to save Jesus' addy J I K.

2006-09-01 13:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Statements submitted like that in the form of e-mails are very silly and has absolutly nothing to do with your salvation. The same can be said for e-mails that tell you to if you want to be successful, blessed, loved, etc. you send this to 10 people. It's all silly.

Obviously Jesus loves you... and wants you to be with Him when He returns to take us to heaven..
Read John 3: 16. So, don't pay attention to e-mails like that... they are ridiculous and there's not a bit of truth associated with them and they certainly are not coming from God.

2006-08-31 12:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by 247 4 · 0 0

They are morons.
The idiot who started this, is trying to see who will fall for this, they are trying to see how superstitious you are, or how many idiots he can catch.
IF they get the same e-mail back from someone else they can see the e-mail train, and count all the people.

Also spammers love this stuff, because when you forward this message, you also include your e-mail address and e-mail address of the others who forwarded this message.

So help stop spamming and delete these messages.

And yes god will love you for it, because they do not have to be burdened with e-mail junk.

2006-08-31 12:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Juggernaut 3 · 0 0

If you thought you receivred an email from Jesus. . .you would not be asking this question. Spam is Spam. . .no mystical reason for it. Simply delete it if you wish. . .

Besides. . .if it were Jesus. . .it just means you booty is in need of saving. . .

Dumb question, but I'm guessing you already knew that. . .

2006-08-31 12:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by zambranoray 3 · 1 0

Yeah, Jesus knows all about the newest technology. And if his computer crashes? No sweat - Jesus saves!

...um, yeah...it's just spam

2006-08-31 12:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by JenV 6 · 1 0

"Probably for the same reason that he always seems to be asking us for money..."

That answer right there is the best answer yet. And something to think about....ha

As for those emails, they are a bunch of junk....just spam. Don't be naive about them.

2006-08-31 12:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by ReneeH 2 · 0 0

That's just BS. Some sick person thought it would be funny. You don't have to pass it on. If you don't you will still go to heaven if you're good. It's just spam!

2006-08-31 12:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by songbird 6 · 0 0

its not jesus it is some person trying to use peoples beliefs to get them rooked into sending their spam email. jesus would not threaten you to do something anyway, atleast i dont think so

2006-08-31 12:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by hernamewaslola 3 · 0 0

I can't believe that someone with your education and back ground would believe something like that. We all know that Jesus has not returned to Earth yet, don't you? Pity you're so gullible.

2006-08-31 12:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude thous e-mails are just from people who are really high in Christianty and they want you to send it on! It's not from jesus! TRUST ME

2006-08-31 12:31:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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