allright im pissed i really love turkey bacon,so i went out bought a pig and a turkey,the dam turkey wont screw the pig,so how am i gonna get my delicious turkey bacon fresh,i tried having the pig screw the turkey,but hes lazy and wont do it,i evendressed the turkey up like ms.piggy still didnt work dammit any suggestions?
i know i know im retarded,you should see my other questions
2006-08-31 04:57:14 · 8 answers · asked by cote8377 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LMFAO....that's the greatest question. I love it. I don't have any suggestions for you but I loved the question!
2006-08-31 05:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by ReneeH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
set the mood. Let them have candle lit dinners, go to the movies, walk on the beach...they will come around.
I thought turkey bacon was just thinly sliced turkey fried just like bacon. But obviously I am wrong.
2006-08-31 05:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love turkey bacon. Why don't you just kill the pig and the turkey. Then grind them up together and then roll out the meat like you do dough. After that then you can cut the flattened meat up into strips like bacon. Then fry it and enjoy.
2006-08-31 05:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Q~T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look on the Internet some company must cell fresh turkey bacon
2006-08-31 05:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by little mama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you have them get married first, maybe they do not believe in sex before marriage.. you know how those pigs and turkeys can be hard headed...
2006-08-31 05:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put some lipstick on the pig, you gotta make it look nice, put on some mood music and dim the lights. barry white is always good.
2006-08-31 05:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have to get them both drunk first!
2006-08-31 05:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try a wedding dress!!! lol!!
2006-08-31 06:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋