This is my first question, it would sound like some dumb perverted question/tasteless question about Superman.

Question

But how does it feel like to literally f*** the "Man of Steel". At least in Superman Returns, it was implied that Lois Lane did the lambada with ol' Red and Blue.

Would 'it' be erm hard like steel or anything? If you find this offensive, feel free to say so...Just curious and this being my first question ;)

Have fun!

Answer 1

I very good in depth description of what might happen if Lois and Superman had sex can be found at the link supplied.

Also, In the movies, Lois and superman DID have sex, but only when superman had lost his powers. He was essentially human and had none of his super abilities when they did the nasty.

Answer 2

Brian Singer did Superman returns as a sequel to the second Superman movie with Christopher Reeves. In the movie Supes takes Lois to his fortress where he steps into a crystal camber that a red sun beam takes away his powers. Then he dose a mattress lambada with Lois. But he gets his powers back with a green crystal that has the power of krypton in it. (?) It made no sense when I was a kid and it still makes no sense. In the comics Supes is vulnerable to magic some magician that he trust could make a ring for him that when he wears it he doesn't have his super powers.

Answer 3

Uhh...okayyyyy.... I've never spent any time thinking about it, but I think that Superman's skin feels just like any other human's skin, otherwise it would be hard for him to maintain his Clark Kent id. It's just that it's not vulnerable to normal weapons. He can have soft skin on his face, hands and anywhere else you're thinking of, but when it comes to injuring him, it ain't gonna happen. Being "Tha Man of Steel" doesn't mean his skin has to feel like it. One interesting bit of trivia, recently it has been revealed that Supes gets his powers from WANTING them, so he can will them away, apparently. The comic series 52, ongoing from DC, shows a powerless Clark Kent get a bloody lip by being accidentally elbowed in the face by a panicked Booster Gold. His abilities are fuled by his willpower, and he decided, after a year off, that he has to want them again. Maybe with Lois, he just wills his powers away.

Answer 4

Depends

Superman - Yes hard like steel....lol don't think that would be much of a good thing. Steel is too hard..............

Clark Kent - Just a regular old joe but still can use certain powers without transforming. If this was one of his certain powers then it would be a good thing because he can get it up when he really needs to.


Just my thoughts though....lol

Answer 5

Very interesting. I don't have an answer but I wonder if he has any other super XXX powers that we don't know about. I mean Ivy can attract people thru hormones and I'm sure there are many other meta-humans who have powers allong those lines, so why couldn't supes have some.

Answer 6

You'll find the answer to your question in the classic essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven. You might be able to find it on line or in his collection of stories, All the Myriad Ways.

Answer 7

if you have ever watched Family Guy, there's an episode where superman is in hell. When asked why he is there he says, "This hooker made a 'crack' about me being faster than a speeding bullet......."

Answer 8

Lol. Well, he just has super powers, but that doesn't mean they are expressed physically. I mean, he does have a human body. It looks like a human body, smells like a human body, feels like a human body...

Answer 9

Maybe he took her up the back passage.

Answer 10

U would wanna know that wouldn't u.