2006-08-31 03:38:33 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Look for cat barf. (I have a bulemic pet)
2006-08-31 03:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wake up at 5:30am. So I go to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for my parrots, place them in their play cages, drag them out of the sleep in the sleeping cages and put them into the play cages. That way, my night monkey husband can have an extra hour of sleep since my Goffins cockatoo screams at exactly 6am every morning. It's like having a rooster but not.
2006-08-31 03:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by Paulina 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use the potty is the very first thing I do when I wake up in the morning.
2006-08-31 03:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by lilgut2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I drink a glass of water. I forgot. Drinking a glass of water is the 2nd thing that I do. The first thing that I do is thank the Father Mother God for the life that was given to me.
2006-08-31 16:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Corky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. stretch in bed
2. pull on manhood to make sure its there
3. get up outta bed
4. stagger into bathroom
5. pee
6. splash water on face
7. grunt endlessly
8. fart
9. repeat step 9
10. go lie down in bed for 5 mins
11. jump up outta bed 20mins later
12. repeat steps 6-10
13. look at clothes and decide which clothes aint that wrinkled
14. get dressed
15. nuke old coffee
16. let dog out
17. look for keys
18. swear profusely for losing keys
19. let dog in
20. grab briefcase, kiss old lady and leave
21. drive to work jammin to old scoo rock
22. pull in work lot
23. grunt
24. turn off car and listen to end of song
25. walk dejectedly to lousy job
26. flirt with receptionist
27. flirt with secretarys
28. flirt with co-workers
29. flirt with cafeteria ladies
30. log on PC
31. go directly to yahoo mail, check e-mail for Best Answer notice
32. answer questions till noon.
since u didnt ask about the first thing i do in the afternoon, i'll stop here.
2006-08-31 03:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by mex-o-funk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stretch! Hugh my pillow. then sit on the bed, put on my flippers and head to the bathroom, brush my teeth, have a bath, after that breakfast ( a bowl of chocolate cereals with milk and any fruit juice) get dress and come to the computer to play around or do my university homework
2006-08-31 03:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by natalia k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to remember without looking at the alarm clock how many times I have already hit the snooze button.
2006-08-31 03:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Tim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work nights, so I don't get a chance to open my eye in the morning.
2006-08-31 03:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curse the clock. But as soon as my brain switches on and my heart resolves it has yet another day to thump through, I float downstairs and start dreaming again.
2006-08-31 03:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shut off alarm
Give boyfriend a kiss
get up
go to washroom
have shower
2006-08-31 03:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by sexylittlemisstweetybird83 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sign in to yahoo answers and think of a way not to go to work today and check my email for a hopeful job interview from the many resumes i sent so i won't have to go back to my bullsh*t job
2006-08-31 03:48:27 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋