My wife asked for a dildo. I brought her lots of cucumbers from my vegie patch. They were of all imagineable sizes. She threw them at me and then left me. I can't afford to buy her a dildo. What can I do?
I am waiting for another day and then file papers to divorce her. What do think if that should be my proper action?
2006-08-31 03:32:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I think a trip to "Good Vibrations" together will help things
2006-08-31 03:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Gee your divorcing her over her getting upset about a dildo. I don't think that could possibly be the only problem in your marriage. Have you ever had marriage counseling? Don't throw in the towel (or the cucumber) just yet. When you married her didn't you make a commitment? You think its easy just to say quit but its not a walk in the park either. Work on it. You need to talk to each other and find out what the real problem is then you can start to rebuild what you got married for in the first place. Good Luck.
2006-08-31 03:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by smile4u 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Is this a serious question. If it is I say if you think that your marriage should be over because you didn't buy her a dildo then you two should have never been married in the first place. I think that if you really love her you should buy it for her. I hope it all works out for you better. I'm curious to know why does she need the dildo?
2006-08-31 03:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by ImOuThEreUdigg!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking it should be the other way around for the disrespect that you give her. No seriously, it was a ligitimate request. Obviously she is looking for enhancement in your relationship...try talking to her to find out if she is being satisfied or not by you and needs help in releasing. You need to have an open mind and explore alternatives. Not all dildos are expensive. I'm sure you could splurge a little for both your happiness. Try going into the shop together to pick one out that is reasonable
2006-08-31 03:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife asked me for a dildo too, man. I'd save up and get her one. At least you know she isn't porking the neighbor. The cucumber thing is because there is a difference between shoving something made for masturbation in there and shoving something made for salad in there, capice?
2006-08-31 03:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by twiztedorangetrucker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you leave her because she wants a dildo. explain to her that you can't afford one right now. if she don't work suggest to her to get a part time job so you can buy some toys.
2006-08-31 03:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you would get divorced for something as simple as that why did you get married? Communicate tell her you would love to spice up yalls sex life but you cannot afford the toy now then slide up the cucmumber up and eat it out participate
2006-08-31 03:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't afford a dildo, you surely can't afford a divorce.
2006-08-31 03:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're divorcing her just because you can't afford a dildo? if you can afford the divorce papers, you can afford a dildo.
2006-08-31 03:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by superboredom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can afford a divorce you can afford a dildo..... Are you scared she mike like it better?
2006-08-31 03:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by Nat-rabit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be grateful she asked for dildo, she could have gone out and cheated on you instead.
2006-08-31 03:36:40 · answer #11 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋