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2006-08-31 03:10:45 · 25 answers · asked by Dani 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
you mean pick up lines? lol ohh it never ends!
"lets go behild a rock and get alittle bolder"- worst
"your the last person i want to see before i go to sleep and the first person i wanna see when i open my eyes every moring"-the best
2006-08-31 03:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by dizzogurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst Chat up lines:- "I've lost my number! Can i have yours?", " If i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" , "So, whats a gal like you doing in a place like this?"
Best Answers:- I don't have a number, Que? No Speak da English, Leaving!
Best Chat up lines I've heard:- None!
2006-08-31 03:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Acasia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't think of any best off top of head but some off worst would be:-
Get your coat you've pulled.
How would you like to increase your child benefit.
You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.
2006-08-31 03:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by Phil J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst was when a girl came up and asked straight out for a shag. So bad I laughed!
2006-08-31 03:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Nimbus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best ones that stick out in my mind are "So, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?" I have to admit, he was hot and I liked his boldness but nothing ever came of it.....AND I was out with my girls and a hot guy came up to me handed me a Playgirl mag told me to find the centerfold and walked off. I looked at the centerfold and right over his privates was a post-it note that said "call me" with his number. HE was the centerfold. I lifted up the post-it note and was not impressed......
Also.....
"Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see my self in them."
"Was your daddy a thief? No? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?"
Worst one I ever heard.....
"Damn! For a girl your size you carry your weight well." WTF! I was like a size 7 which isn't big by any definition especially since I'm 5'7". My friends had to drag me off before I hauled off and slapped him.
2006-08-31 03:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by PaganPoetess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a party, somebody I had never spoken to before 'lost' his phone. He asked to borrow mine to ring his own number, which he did (it turned out to be in his pocket) and then asked what name to save my number under! In the end I told him (he already had my number, there didn't seem much point in refusing). The next day I got a message, and the sod had saved his number into my phone when he rang it!
2006-08-31 03:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got 206 bones in you body- want one more?
or
Excuse me, is your name gilette- Coz you're the best a man can get.
or
Excuse me, I need to see if you have any musical qualities- would you mind blowing on my horn?
Please note that I have used none of these (and thank god for that too!)
2006-08-31 03:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by raviamruth92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a night out my cousin was rugby tackled by her soon to be boyfriend!
Who says romance isn't dead. That was his chat up technique.
2006-08-31 03:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a random bloke said to me, do you like lambs, i was like what? he said I work part-time on a farm so Ill take you to see the lambs! No thanks!!!!!!!!
Best way to chat a girl up is to be honest and entertaining (and be brave we dont bite!! well not all of us!)
2006-08-31 03:19:52 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to be on you and your parents must be retarded cos your very special are the best.No such thing as a bad chat upline
2006-08-31 03:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Diplomat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋