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What if the whole world farted at once.. really?

2006-08-31 03:10:16 · 13 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Pets Reptiles

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With my luck that would happen simultaneously with me striking a match to light a smoke, and that would result with another big bang theory being born.

2006-08-31 03:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by curious 5 · 0 0

There would not be enough gas masks available, and there would be an explosion similar to an atomic bomb. Eyes would burn, nose hair would curl, people would faint from the smell if not the gas expulsion. Eventually it would cause a more disasterous condition than global warming!

2006-08-31 10:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Birdie58 1 · 0 0

I guess you mean for your OWN entertainment? Other people find that sort of rhetorical more annoying then amusing. Why not ask in Jokes rather than in Pets? THOSE people have a sense of humor!

2006-08-31 15:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by Danger, Will Robinson! 7 · 0 1

nothing would happen - it would be the same like now when we all fart in turns..

farts create green house gases and contribute to global warming - too many people are killing the planet by farting to be sure... we need to have fewer people

2006-08-31 10:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by CF_ 7 · 0 0

I think we would all die from the methane gas. You're including everything with the ability to fart, right?

2006-08-31 10:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by Hacksaw 4 · 0 0

Reptiles?

2006-08-31 11:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by preacher55 6 · 0 0

A gasious holocaust?

2006-08-31 10:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by kerrykinsmalosevich 3 · 0 0

It'd be a worldwide stink!

2006-08-31 10:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thw whole world would proberly stink

2006-08-31 10:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by fionamason73 2 · 0 0

dude nothing would happen. i mean sure it would be stinky but its not like we would explode or anything

2006-08-31 10:13:16 · answer #10 · answered by Eternal Sunshine 3 · 0 0

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