2006-08-31 03:03:43 · 11 answers · asked by JarJar Odd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"dont open your mouth when you look up at something, you can trap a bird".
2006-08-31 03:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently- Bush refusing to debate or talk directly with pres. of Iran about nuclear program.
Ever- My wife of 23 yrs now on the operating table during the C-section birth of our second child. Delirious from a bad reaction to the spinal meds given for pain, her arms were taped down to the table on arm extensions like a cross. After the delivery, when asked to confirm her previously stated desire to have her tubes tied by the Doctor, she looked at him and said " No, I don't think so. What if my next husband wants children?".
2006-08-31 10:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Chronic Observer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband came downstairs all concerned one night. He'd tried to trim his eyebrows because they've become furrier in his old age (36). He forgot to put the guide on and nearly shaved the damn thing off.
My response was "I can't wait to tell this at my birthday dinner tomorrow!" He made me swear not to say a word to call attention to it because my family can be brutal with making fun.
Well, I giggled about it all night and he got angrier and angrier. The night of my birthday arrived and if he did anything I didn't like during dinner, I'd simply point to my eyebrows with this knowing look. He got the point.
2006-08-31 10:17:17 · answer #3 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine are questions but I laughed
1) I was doing payroll at work and someone asked me if Halloween was a paid holiday or just time & 1/2 . I was like ummm are you serious it's neither. and laughed my azz off.
2) A grown woman was serious and mad because she couldn't understand why she couldnt' use food stamps to buy chocolate flavored laxatives. Her answer to me like I was STUPID. Was well why not you Eat it !!!
2006-08-31 10:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by chemicalCourtney 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For me the funniest thing I heard is that G.W.Bush is protecting Iraqi people and giving them freedom , that was really funny .
2006-08-31 10:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Moon_light1985 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are all kinds of funny. So things that are funny to one person wouldn't be funny to another.
2006-08-31 10:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"hey, can you lift that for me?" lmfao
"deer only jump out on roads at the signs...." umm? need I say more?
"watch this!!"
"I dont like to eat rice because it tickles when I swallow it"
"dont look at me with that tone of voice" ..ohh, mom...
2006-08-31 10:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well a girl named lauren sent Ashley Tisdale & Zac Efron fan mail and asked them if they like there peanut butter chunky or smooth and they answered:
Ashley: "Actually I do like my peanut butter chunky! "
Zac: "I like my peanut butter like I like my women...chunky :-)"
2006-08-31 10:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by hasfam28 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love you...
2006-08-31 10:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'I love you'
2006-08-31 10:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by me_mugdha1992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋