2006-08-31 02:36:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
PUT SOME LETTUCE ON HER HEAD. THAT WILL CHANGE HER INTO A CHALUPA.
2006-08-31 03:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm i could get a shotgun and kill it right away or you can set a simple trap put your dog *if you have one* inside a room with no windows and just one door and guard it over night until it is lured to it...
but i didn't know that chupacabra can take human form....
Maybe they did a Across bread >_< eheheh
Well that's my advise hope you can solve the problem.
2006-08-31 11:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Junard V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i sugges to make a little money. Maybe start a exhibit in your home displaying the Chupacabra. One dollar to come see the Chupacabra.
2006-08-31 10:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by KSJTam 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Back away slowly. Leave the check with a generous bonus every week on the counter. Call the Amazing Randi and claim your million dollar paranormal reward.
2006-08-31 11:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by Gevera Bert 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how to kill a chupacabra
*pull its arms off...very fast...it will run around till it dies.
*kick it. hard.
*shoot it. in the face.(silver bullet??)
*hit it with a stick. hard.
*eat it....one big bite. (to clame your prise send me your poop)
*throw george bush at it.(pretty much the only thing that hicks good for)
*feed it mc donalds. it will diareaih its self to death.
2006-08-31 11:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by the ole ball and chain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Change his/her job to securty officer for the house.
Hire a new housekeeper.....
2006-08-31 12:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
set out a plate of peanut butter & crackers.That way youcan catch er with a sticky mouth & fingers.
2006-08-31 11:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's doing a good job cleaning and you don't mind having your goats sucked, what's the issue?
2006-08-31 15:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
barbeque her and eat her with some A-1 sauce
2006-08-31 14:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by phalsephasod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell it how much you love it and feed it lots of goats. You'll be fine.
2006-08-31 11:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick 50 tranquilizers in her. lol
2006-08-31 13:35:23 · answer #11 · answered by baddrose268 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋