2006-08-31 01:59:55 · 22 answers · asked by That_guy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why bother? Ol Pete knows everything already.
2006-08-31 02:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jazmanana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dear God....look at Mother Earth!... Look what that crazy nutcase that runs around calling himself President DumBya has done to dear Mother Earth! He has single-handedly with the help of ****-doleeza, Chicken-y, Rum-filled, Asscraft and his idiot friend in UK Blare, destroyed peace as we once knew it.
The world is on edge, people are hating because of ignorance and propaganda news, thieves are in the Middle East stealing oil and getting rich while the victims of hurricane Katrina go unnoticed! Dear God..Mother earth is in turmoil and I have no peaceful place to stay...please let me in so I can regain my sanity and enjoy some peace...please Lord..please!!!
2006-08-31 09:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen up Saint Peter... I'm here to take your job.... I will kick your old a-s-s if you say... that I can't or anything like that... I will take good care of those Pearly Gates...
"O" Wise One...... is hot
2006-08-31 09:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have accepted Jesus Christ as the Lord and Savior of my life. It is based upon His righteousness that the gates will open for me....not on anything that I have done for there is nothing good in me that He didn't put there.
2006-08-31 09:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by onyxunicorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell sounds like it has people who are more fun, so why would I want stodgy old boring heaven with the harps and the clouds?
2006-08-31 09:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's come up here telling lies about me again? Go ahead and let them out here, if you can? No! because they are all below with my defence council and trying like hell to lie their way out!
2006-08-31 09:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pearly Gates? sure......
2006-09-05 21:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the suicide bombers are inside enjoying young, nubile virgins, all the more I should be in there too. Don't ya think??
2006-08-31 09:36:15 · answer #8 · answered by Sexy_Momma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a long case to plea for.
2006-08-31 11:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to do the best I could with what I had
2006-08-31 09:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋