answer more questions,mess around on the web or go grab a sexy work mate you may have had your eye on and lock yourselves in a cuboard and play! x
2006-08-31 02:00:52
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answer #1
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answered by jo 4
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I asked practically the same question, but didn't get many constructive answers! Mostly people telling me it's their day off and what a great time they're having. It's good to know I'm not alone in my bored-ness though. I just hope I don't get sacked for browsing the internet too much. Try thinking about Johnny Depp in his Pirate costume, that passed about 20 minutes for me earlier. Lovely. Also www.flickr.com has photos posted on the web by random people, I find this interesting... Know that I share your pain. Cheer up, it's only three to home now (sorry, two o' clock).
2006-08-31 09:05:11
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answer #2
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answered by J C 3
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First of all, stop wasting the company's time by playing on your computer. Second, stand up stretch and find some meaningful, yet active work such as organizing, cleaning your work area. Also, you could as your co-workers if they need any help.
2006-08-31 09:01:54
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answer #3
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answered by mad 3
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I should have been in bed 3.5 hours ago.
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1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.
2. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
4. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"
5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".
6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "YAHTZEE".
7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, crab style.
8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".
10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.
11. At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra respect if you actually launch into it yourself).
12.Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off & on 10 times.
13. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak with as "Barbara"
14. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for 1 hour.
15.In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up".
16. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again".
17.In a colleague's diary, write in 10:00 am; "see how I look in tights".
18.Carry your keyboard over to your colleague, and ask, "do you want to trade?"
19.Come to work in army camoflauge and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
20. Hang a 2 foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your trousers, and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
21. Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute sprint around the office whilst holding your hands out to your side and making aeroplane noises. Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and return quietly to your seat as if nothing had happened.
2006-08-31 09:01:06
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answer #4
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answered by Karley W 2
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i have 1.5 hours left.
make sure you stretch your legs and take your eyes away from the screen for a bit. Go and get yourself a drink and/or a choc bar from the machine if you have one. If not, ask if you can go to the shop and ask the boss if he/she wants anything, tell them that you are feeling really lethargic and need an energy boost.
2006-08-31 09:25:13
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answer #5
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answered by Lilac Lady 3
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I have 4.5 left, and I'll be here off and on till I go home. Although, I guess I could work. What a novel idea!!
2006-08-31 09:30:53
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answered by Eat At The Y 4
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Ha! I have 6 hours left! lol I've been keeping busy by reading/answering questions. :-) If you have messenger, try to find someone to chat with.
2006-08-31 09:00:22
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answer #7
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answered by jojo 3
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Email me and we can both waste the remaining three hours by volleying abusive/flirty emails back and forth. I also need to waste time productively.
2006-08-31 09:00:01
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answer #8
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answered by kenfitameen 3
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Addictinggames.com
watch tv episodes on Adultswim.com click on fix
if you have cubicals crawl dart and roll around as if your an agent
2006-08-31 09:05:32
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answer #9
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answered by azrael226 3
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How about earning your crust you skiver, all these folk answering daft questions and not working
2006-08-31 09:00:51
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answer #10
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answered by poli_b2001 5
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