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convince them they want to be kidnapped,
by buying them lots of bling and a holiday house in tassie!!!
:)
ps black is better than brown!

2006-08-31 11:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Legally Kidnapped

2016-10-31 09:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You write to your local detective bureu and state your intentions with a submitted plan. Describe the Name of the person, Your name and address including where you can be reached cell telephone ect. what vehichle you will be using with liscense number included, when you shall be kidnapping and were it will take place. Also describe why it is you will be kidnapping them. Give them a at least 14 days to process this. If you do not hear from them. The day you are about to kidnap go to that detective bureu and tell them you are going to do it. This then will begin a legal process .

2006-08-31 01:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Hi, although I don't know how to help you, I could tell you jokes to help you feel better. The jokes goes:

-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?

One more joke:

A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!

Ho, I know the answer already, make sure the president, the mayor and the police are all your friends. Then I think it should be ok.

2006-08-31 01:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree. You can't kidnap someone...legally.
Did you mean "convince them to go away with you?"
And who?
Adult/ child/willing/unwilling?
I must admit, I have used the term "kidnap you" sometimes....when I really mean "surprise-borrow you"...you just didn't give us enough info.

2006-08-31 14:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by hello 1 · 0 0

that says a lot about the Internet your just not safe from sick jerks. you are a sick person. kidnapping someone is your luck ticket to a little place were other little sick freaks go to eat and talk guard each other backs and play drop the soap in the showers. also known as JAIL!!!!!!
i hope you get help.

2006-08-31 01:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by poppy 2 · 1 1

They must agree to it of their free will.

No coersion, no kidnapping (technically. You may fall into the catagory of false imprisonment)

2006-08-31 01:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol...u shooult tell that person "i'm going to kidnap u" and if he/she agrees then it's legal :))

2006-08-31 01:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

U ask them nicely, if they say no u go to court with a molestation charge and the judge will let u take them home. I'm a lawyer.

2006-08-31 01:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by xacarob 2 · 0 0

Shuld not tell u......as u will go around kidnapping everyone on earth......

2006-08-31 01:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by windy 2 · 0 0

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