How would you know if a man just finished masturbating?

Question

This is for psychology reason. Nothing morbid about it.

Answer 1

We may actually pay attention to what you're saying for a change, and give coherent answers. We make actual eye contact and hardly even check out your boobs. And we're not even the littlest bit nervous for once, unless you're the one we were just fantasizing about. All bets are off then.

Don't get too used to it, however. It only lasts from ten minutes to a half hour.

Answer 2

Masturbation is rarely morbid. But there's no way of telling if someone just finished. Unless they left a mess. Which is just RUDE if you ask me.

Answer 3

He has stopped looking at internet porn and he is able to concentrate on the matter at hand, at least for the five minutes before his hormones overwhelm him once again.

Answer 4

Well, just for the record, a man may finish without ejaculating.

Answer 5

1. he's married
2. he's single
3. he's smiling
4. lotion nearby
5. if not, friction burns
6. glazed knuckles
7. suspicious puddle on the floor
8. he's asleep
9. he's eating
and the top 10 indicator:

10: he just started again!

Answer 6

If they are smiling broadly while washing their hands and kicking magazines under the bed!!!! LOL

Answer 7

Probably has a big smile on his face, sweaty brow, and soiled jeans.

Answer 8

He would seem a little tired, his package a little swollen and maybe some dripage!

Answer 9

check for A wet spot

Answer 10

i dnt thik there are ne thing tht really gives it away apart from the white marks down his trousers