Sorry but my other question got removed and i didnt see your answers!! Rephrasing it this time!
2006-08-31 01:12:19 · 6 answers · asked by ducky 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I've just seen a traffic cone shoplifting a duck. (And I'm sober.)
The cops are on their way.
2006-08-31 21:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean stuff like the 'traffic cones' from roads type of stealing, my husband once 'borrowed' one of those flashing road lights on a journey home from a stag do, found it at the side of our bed the next morning, still not sure what he wanted it for, if he's have got a few more we could have had our own disco lights I guess, its a laugh I suppose, just as long as it doesn't harm anyone.
2006-08-31 08:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend who whilst bladdered, likes to liberate 'For Sale' signs from their current gardens and replant them in other random gardens.
Wonder if it's ever resulted in divorce proceedings, with someone waking up and thinking their spouse has put the house on the market without consultation!
P.S. It isn't me. I know people says it was a 'friend' when they mean themselves, but I don't nick things when I'm drunk. Or sober. Honest m'lud....!
2006-08-31 08:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by local_shop_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never stole anything while being drunk and don't know anybody who has. If you steal when you're drunk you probably steal when you are sober.
2006-08-31 08:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by koolkatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink or no drink once a tea leaf, always a tea leaf
2006-08-31 09:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 08:16:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋