2006-08-31 00:40:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You sick son of a *****. Don't worry, she'll learn to deal with you and you'll wish she hadn't.
If you loved her you'd get sober and seek counciling. We all know you're too cowardly for that now don't we!
2006-08-31 00:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get some old Kung Fu movies and tell her to copy their moves. IN no time she will be ready to give you a run for your money on those nights you come home totally drunk. I would suggest though that the first time you do this to send in a buddy first and let her get in a few punches. This will let you know ahead of time what kind of beating you are in for.....
2006-08-31 07:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well how about you don't get drunk in the first place, lay off beating her and she might just kick your @ss
2006-08-31 07:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by hobo915gal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got an idea give her gun and tell her to do use all a favor next time you get drunk or better yet the next time you take a breath. That will teach you to push her down the steps.
2006-08-31 08:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by hotmama 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Normally I REALLY try to find some kind of humor in your questions but this is no laughing matter! It is not cute or humorous in any way shape or size. I was violently beaten for 21 years by my first husband! I just got lucky and survived it! and managed to get out! However someone honestly needs to kick yours!! You really need help dude!
2006-08-31 07:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by lil redneck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really don't think that is the answer...I do think that your wife needs to get out of there because there is NEVER a reason to hit a women (or a man) .the best thing you can do is to get to AA or get counseling and if you loved your wife you would have her go away until you are safe to be around.
2006-08-31 07:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by jeanette98070 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it were me, I'd wait until you got drunk and then when you fell asleep I'd light your a** on fire. That would be the first and last time you ever touched me. P.S. Does she know how to strike a match?
2006-08-31 11:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her take self defense classes. Then upgrade to Tae Kwon Do. After she is good at that, Akido should be the next step. Once she knows all that chances are she won't stay long enough for her to even use it one you :D
2006-08-31 07:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by jobie023 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get her some kick boxing lessons. I hope she beats the snot out of you!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 07:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that what you did to your wife numerously,for the good of her, free her.
2006-08-31 07:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋