im bored and having a rough day need cheering up!!! please try!
2006-08-31 00:22:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
An aussie, Irishman and American are standing on top of the harbour bridge.
The American turns round and bets the other two he can jump of the bridge, hit the water bounce back up with out hurting himself.
He does just that.
Irishman says hell give it a go. He jumps off and splat!
Aussie turns to the American and say's!
That was really weak superman!
Apologies to all Irishmen but you make it too easy!
2006-08-31 00:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jack J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is what happend to me last monday morning after drinking with my guy friends on sunday night .
I woke some what groggy to the sound of my clock radio alarm sceaming at me, I raised my fist the took a swipe at the menacing noise , Only to miss by about 6inches and slam my for arm into the bedside table . I contourted my face and grimmaced muttering the usual pleasantries we keep for such moments , I climbed out of bed and then realized that the alchohol had some how all slid to one side of my face and that it had solidified into the worst head ach a human brain had never died from every step was like a hammer beating on my skull .
I rounded the end of the bed and triped on my jeans that I had disguarded in the wee hours of the previous night my sore forearm went through the louverd door on my wardrobe and lucky for me my head was there or I would have ended up inside the damb cuboard . I managed to shower and dress with out to much trouble or injury, I ate a quick brecky and headed out the door , I looked on the key rack and my keys were not there I spent the next 10 minutes trying to trace my steps when I returned home the night before . I stood by the key rack on the wall and spoted my keys against the other wall about 2 feet under water in the fish tank . I jumped in my car missed my train at the station because of the time spent looking for my keys and arrived at work 5 minutes late so had to work through morning tea . so my sweet while your having a rough day think of the poor guy that even 4 days later has a bump on his forehead a graze on his arm and is getting really excited about doing it all over again on monday lol.
2006-08-31 08:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by slick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During an anatomy exam one of the questions was to draw a detailed diagram of the female genitalia. A female student was lost and had forgotten what it looks like so she looked around and saw that other students were busy writing so she lifted her skirt and started copying her own stuff. She nearly froze to death when she heard the male fellow student sitting behind her whispering:"psst, say, can I cheat from you?".
2006-08-31 07:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what did the man say that had 5 penises?
A: my pants fits me like a glove.
Q: what do you call an alien from outa space who has three testicles?
A: ET the extratesticle.
Q: why did the dumb irishman stuff condoms in his ears?
A: he didnt want to get hearing AIDS.
(no offence intended towards the Irish,I love those crazy wild people)
2006-08-31 07:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Marsattack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, what makes you think that the entire world should stop turning just to cheer you up, you pathetic loser. Have a nice day
2006-08-31 09:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by trog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke:
Message from www.dating.com: Your dating ad has been on the net for 8 weeks without a reply, Do you want us to try 1 week without a picture?? Hahahahahahaha..lol....
No offence meant..
2006-08-31 07:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Platinum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trivia:-) A Drunken crab walks forwards... I`m Quite light for my weight....I`m Very tall for my Height.... Did you hear about the Irish Kamakazi pilot...on his 42nd mission.....I hear he`s gone again.......Who......The invisible man!
2006-08-31 08:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by Knowsabit? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehe!!
2006-08-31 07:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by woo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
2 one to push it in and another to turn him! lol
cheer up hun
2006-08-31 07:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by spens dad! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think of two skeletons jumping on a tin roof
2006-08-31 07:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by guddu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋