make me laugh i,ll give you 10 points,its that simple
2006-08-31 00:16:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Poo ooo 000 ooo
Bottom B
Fart ==B
Willy ===D
Anus o
Boobeeeez OO
Give that a go... I always laugh when my son says them... Toilet humour!
2006-08-31 00:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
TWO MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson No. 1 - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy!"
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson No. 2 - BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons No. 3 -
(1) Not everyone who cra ps on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of cra p is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep cra p, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two minute management course
2006-08-31 00:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Syllabus - silly-bus
That's a funny word!
Loved the Management Lesson. Good answer. Mine sucks!
2006-08-31 00:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have three nipples lol no..... eh heres a long one for ya...
A blonde was driving down a busy strech of the road and the police pulled her in the police mand asked her for her licence.... blonde replied "whats that" the police man being patient and understanding said its the card that has a picture of you on it and your birthday......... oh yes said the blonde i have that.....hands it to the police man then the police man asked her for her insuracne disc again the blonde whats that............... the police mand explained its a little leaflet that aloows you to drive it has your car details on it.................. oh yes said the blonde and handed to the police man.......... then when the blonde was putting the disc back the ploice man unzipped his trousers ..............blonde replies" OH NO NOT ANOTHER BREATHALYSER TEST"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO LOL no still not making you laugh............oh well miss elestion duex points lol atleast cheers
2006-08-31 00:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile, go on, smile, ah go on just a little smile, see now your smiling turn it into a laugh, a big old belly laugh, great isn't it.
2006-08-31 03:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with me having 5 boys......they can be just like the kid on home alone...but worse......have you seen home alone....and all the that kid did to those guys.....my 5 boys can double..no triple the fun for you....do you want to play.....my boys are real nice kids though..hahaha..they are good at tieing knots in ropes, and coming up with weird ideas to get even.....
2006-08-31 00:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude...it's 7:19 in the morning i feel like sh!t so there is no way i'm going to make you laugh sorry...
2006-08-31 00:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go watch Billy Madison, that is like the funniest movie ever!!!
2006-08-31 00:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by rebekah u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a smile will get you a long way, but a smile and a big stick will get you further...
2006-08-31 01:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think you're real so you cant laugh
2006-08-31 05:29:58 · answer #10 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋