Lets have a laugh...
2006-08-31 00:12:11 · 11 answers · asked by Quiltel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud..
Knee slapper there!
2006-08-31 00:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and a woman have been hapily married for 23 years, they have 3 kids and a fulfilling sex life as they do it eveey night.
The man has an odd habit though, he insists the lights are off and the room is pitch black before they start and after 23 years, the wife is curious as to why so one night mid coitus she flicks on the lights only to see her husband giving it to her with a great big strap on dildo.
"What the hell is this? How long have you been using a dildo on me?"
"Since we first met" he replies
"Why the hell are you using that thing on me?" She screams
"Ill explain the dildo" he replies "if you can explain the kids"
2006-08-31 07:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by graeme b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush
2006-08-31 07:21:29 · answer #3 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww-what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing.
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Small Cox?"
2006-08-31 07:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sigh*
A guy is walking down the street and he notices the guy in front of him has an orange instead of a head. He walks up to the guys with an orange for a head and says:
"Excuse me, I can't help but notice you have an orange for a head. How did that come to be?"
"Well," says the man with an orange for a head, "Have you ever heard of the story of the genie in the lamp?"
"I have." says the man.
"Well, it's true." says the man with an orange for a head, "I found one just last week."
"Cor!" says the man, "What did you wish for?"
"My first wish (of three)" says the man with an orange for a head, "Was to be a multi-millionaire. The genie clicked his fingers and said 'It is done' and when I checked my bank account, I was a multi-millionaire."
"Gosh." says the man, "And your second wish?"
"My second wish was to have the most beautiful, sexy and adventurous woman in the world to be my wife. The genie clicked his fingers and said 'It is done' and when I got home, the most beautiful, sexy and adventurous woman in the world was waiting in bed for me!"
"Criminy!" says that man, "And your third wish?"
"Simple," says the man with an orange for a head, "I asked for an orange for a head.
2006-08-31 07:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The welsh man goes to the doctor and says "dr I think I have caught an STD"
Upon close examination of the mans genitals the Doctor states" no son its not an STD its an allergy to sheep"
Boom Boom :)
2006-08-31 07:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by Pauline B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many ears does Dr Spock have?
3! one on the left one on the right and then the final frontear!!!!!
im sorry i just really like that joke. My 9yr old daughter told me it!
2006-08-31 07:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Irishbird3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A broke blonde decided to ask God for help."dear lord" she prays, if i dont get some cash,im gonna lose everything.Please let me win the lottery.
Lottery night comes,but the blonde doesnt win,She prays even harder saying,"God,why have you forsaken me?My children are starving .Please just let me win this once.
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light,and the blonde hears god speak
Sweetheart, work with me on this one, BUY A TICKET
2006-08-31 07:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by dirtyharry7717 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Bill Clinton give up playing the saxaphone?
He picked up the Whore-Monica.
2006-08-31 07:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That white is something without color. I think that is a big joke.
2006-08-31 07:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by G.I noel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋