If it's a man that I want to irritate.... then...
Constantly screw around with stereo controls in the car and program different radio stations in replacing his.
Also, in the car, adjust the drivers seat... just a little so he never quite knows why he feels so uncomfortable.
Put a box of tampax in his bathroom cabinet and keep adding all sorts of woman cr@p to it, forcing his clinique for men out.
Sulk and pout for no reason and when he asks, what's wrong, say if you don't know then I'm not going to tell you
Tell him everything you had to eat that day
Cry after sex
Nickname his penis something horribly feminine and then slowly introduce the name to his friends.
Call him when he's out with his mates and force him to say...I love you bunny-boo, and if he doesn't go absolutely mental at him down the phone so they can hear him being shouted at...
(TOWK... please speak to me again...)
2006-08-31 00:13:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm 'nice' but that doesn't stop me from being v.annoying, luckily for me I know when I'm being annoying, if I was effortlessly annoying without being aware of it then I wouldn't have many friends I guess.
You have to tailor your approach to the individual. If someone is annoyed about something already then just repeat the matter again and again. Generally repetitive actions are good, they act like a continual 'wearing down' or winding-up until the person explodes at you. It's best not to wind someone up to that level however just to be mildly irritating perhaps by making weird little noises, whistling loudly and out of tune, poking, prodding, being mildly insulting towards people. At first they think you're being tactless then they realise what you're up to. Be prepared for the backlash though they might get mad, or just say something really hurtful to you. Great fun though.
2006-08-31 00:14:49
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answered by Dan 4
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At first glance - this seems to be just an everyday question. But when you look closer it hides a huge wealth of meaning. When you consider the word "method" - it conjures up a whole concept
from method-acting to the method used to bake a cake or famous expressions- like method in madness. Again - the word "annoying" has many connotations. My own favourite method of annoying someone is not getting to the point!
2006-08-31 07:04:20
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answered by ? 2
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Well, especially wen sum1s not answering me or they are ignoring me (or just for fun) I would repeat sentences or words over and over and over (usually while pulling on them or sumtimes)...
Like "the sky is falling, the sky is falling, the sky is falling, the sky is falling, the sky is falling" or when i call someone and even though they looking i still continue calling them in the same tone the whole time.
2006-08-31 00:06:01
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answered by cuteangelshay 2
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The truth of the matter is the way I annoy people is I just tell them the way I see it or give my opinion. Most people dont like to hear the truth so me being me and telling them the way I tell them (without sugar coating) is annoying to them. This is how I got the name Mean Carleen and THIS is how I annoy people.....simply by just being ME!
2006-08-31 00:18:32
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answered by Mean Carleen 7
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I find it extremely annoying when people consistently stare at me like in a restaurant or another public place. I just want to get up, get in right in their face, and shout "WHAT THE F@#$ is your problem?!" Well, thats my method as well as my annoyance.
2006-08-31 00:04:39
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answered by Anonymous
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keep saying the same thing over & over if I think
they are not giving me their full attention
another thing my Mom & I would do to get my Dad up
would be put an ice cube down his shirt & then run out of the room as fast as we could. He SOON learned to wake
up w/ the alarm clock & not hit the snooze button anymore.
2006-08-31 00:05:45
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answered by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6
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Go up to someone reclining on the grass with an arm supporting their head, then tap their arm away.
Come up behind someone, point your finger your finger close to their face and call them in a normal voice. They will turn their head and poke themselves in the nose or eye with your stationary finger.
2006-08-31 00:08:04
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answered by Anonymous
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i like to enforce a group hug in a lift full of people.
Or in a car, say right and point left and visa versa.
Or my favourite is to unscrew the top off salt so when they go to pour the whole pot full will fall on their food and spoil it. haha
others include phoning strangers and kicking off at them for phoning me! and switching birth control pills with tic tacs.
2006-08-31 00:06:38
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answered by Mr Mister 2
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Remember Lamb chop "this is the song, that never ends, and it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just becuause this is the song, that never ends, and it goes on and on......" ok i'll stop
2006-08-31 02:54:55
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answered by ang3415 2
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