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Its the nail in the head of his coffin.

2006-08-30 23:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by AusPixie 4 · 1 0

There are some who fancy that vampires appear, each evening as they rise, looking exactly the same physically as they did the moment they died.

Technically, that means that if Vlad Tepes, Vlad the Impaler, has become a vampire, he'd not wake up looking like Bela Lugosi, but rather looking like some thundering, long bearded, wild haired, battle scarred 13th Century Wallachian monarch from the Carpathian Mountains - a straggly haired warlord that'd remind people in this day and age of that stumbling hippy everyone knows who's been wandering the streets since the 1960s - and still thinks it's 1969.

Now. Any questions on werewolves, anyone ...? :)

2006-08-30 23:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0 0

Great question. What a nightmare for the poor guy: Are my fangs straight, are my eyes too baggy, bloodshot enough or too much? Have I been doing enough curls at the gym recently? It's no wonder he sometimes got a bit grouchy and went off feasting on virgins. I mean, if that doesn't cheer you up, what will?

2006-08-30 23:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 0 0

Because Dracula was not a *vampire* as you think of one. read the story of Vlad Dracula and see.

Also going with the whole vamp thing there are several different types of vampires through out history and it might serve you well to read about them too, Hope you enjoy your research it can be fun!!!

2006-08-31 00:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yeah he goes to the same Supercuts as me. nice bloke, quite pale though. Always going on about virgins, and how people put too much garlic in food these days. Can drink like a fish, does like a red wine or 2.

2006-08-30 23:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by stdaveuk 3 · 1 0

dracula is named after a blood thristy tyrant in europe, the popel who created the myth and flok lore dont know have ideaa about superior realms of physics. so they are some assumptions involved, write a paper challenging the claim and prove it.

2006-08-30 23:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by ammu 2 · 0 0

Bloody good question...how do they shave as well?

the answer, alas, is that Vampires are all complete mummy's boys...Mummy dresses them in the evening before they go out.

Pussys

Love

Dr Ichi the Vampire humper

2006-08-30 23:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cuz he has no hair follicles down the middle of his head, therefore the hair doesn't grow there, thereby making a permanent straight centre parting

2006-09-03 04:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by bluebell 4 · 0 0

It isn't difficult to part your hair without a mirror. I can part my straight down the centre without one, and I haven't even had his centuries of practice. ;)

2006-08-30 23:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by ChiChi 6 · 0 0

Duh! You are obviously referring to the people who played the part of Dracula and not the real one. If you want to see Oul Draccy then give me a bell - he lives in Kirkby in Liverpool and shops at netto.

2006-08-30 23:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by mick241602 3 · 0 0

This is the question thats been troubling the world for ages, and the answer is, GET AWAY FROM ME I WASNT GOING TO SAY HONEST LEAVE ME ALONE MY BLOOD AINT NO GOOD< I GOT AIDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2006-08-30 23:18:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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