Tom Cruise is the Lord of the Oompa Loompas, he have been gathering his mystical army for years on end, the stress of that job have finally cracked him, but that just make him all the more dangerous. Currently he have about 100,000 Oompa Loompas all fearsome level 10 fighters. They are small but lethal, they come at your kneecaps and cripple you. I don't know if we are capable of winning because Ooompa Loompas are immune to bullets, the only way to kill them will be to actually choke them to death. And of course Tom Cruise is a genius at gurilla warfere. In fact he have already send out his elite group of giant black oompa loompas. 50 cent and the rap group G UNIT. They have been spreading filth through our music systems all the while dumbing us down with sublminal messages. If you listen to 'in da club' backwards it actually says 'TOM CRUISE IS THE ONE GOD' over and over, currently i have 15 other certifited oompa loompa killers with me but it is not enough. We need help.
2006-08-30 20:24:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
They are vulnerable from above. All are midgets like Tom that's why they go for the kneecaps.
All they need is a good knock on the head to bring them back to their senses.
2006-08-30 20:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The worst part is, you seem to be unaware of the inter-galactic fleet of Erik Von Daniken -esque Alien Storm troopers hiding in the shadow of Mars, poised to join the battle at Cruise's command.
We are all DOOMED!
2006-08-30 20:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that one should be careful about condemning a person for his religion or beliefs as you seem to be doing
but when a religion or system of beliefs advocates having people try to dominate others with raw will power then especially celebrities make themselves targets for any type of humor.
SO, I say keep on writing like that!!! yea, yea, hurrah!!!!
Btw it is easier to read long posts if they are broken into pieces a bit. IMHO. lol rkl
2006-08-30 20:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 03:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm With you Brother
2006-08-30 20:27:39 · answer #5 · answered by Emmaliz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your views on scientology are 100% correct
2006-08-30 20:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neh....he'll be in the nut house first!
2006-08-30 20:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets get them at their weakest point! LETS BURN THE COUCHES!!!!
2006-08-30 20:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by luvvyjo 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let's get those sorry bastards!!
2006-08-30 21:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by stargazer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill help.. sign me up..
2006-08-30 21:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by fallen_goth_boi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋