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Like, whoah, dude...moths are stoners man...who else do you know that sleeps all day, drinks all the amber nectar they can find and stumbles out into the twilight only to be transfixed for hours by the buzzling or flickering of the first bright light they find?

So ultimately it's not that they're conneisseurs of B-movies and particularly craptacular viewing. Like stoners everywhere, it's that they don't care WHAT they watch, as long as it makes pretty patterns of light. How do you think Prisoner: Cell Block H became such a huge hit? It was all the moths, writing in after watching it at 2 o'clock on a Saturday morning. "Dear ITV, just wanna say...like, whooooah...Prisoner ruuuules man! Signed Benjy Moth, Flat 2b, Asquith Road"

2006-08-31 02:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

They come in to watch you, not the late-night television shows. I can't say I blame them.

2006-08-31 10:10:35 · answer #2 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0 0

They are helpless insomniacs and really don't want to disturb your jumpers and togs while they are sleeping. Hence they hang out and watch re-runs of Coupling and the of Vicor of Dubley. (or is it Dibbley?) The shows are so enLIGHTening they can't help but be drawn in.

2006-08-31 04:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by adieu 6 · 0 0

Because they hate daytime television..

2006-08-30 19:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Maureen K 4 · 0 0

Because the programming is more on their level than daytime shows.

2006-08-30 19:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 1 0

Because you left the window up with no screen in again.

2006-08-30 19:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by GiGi 4 · 0 0

Because there are usually no other light sources around besides your glowing T.V. set.

:-(

It sucks I know.

2006-08-30 19:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mister Jay 3 · 1 0

At least it attracts some audience.

2006-08-30 19:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 2 0

Too cute =)


Also your question is cute.

2006-09-01 06:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are too silly.

2006-08-30 19:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by ElectroMagneticLight 2 · 0 1

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