AND what is one of your favorite lines, stories or jokes they tell.
2006-08-30 19:27:27 · 14 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
NOTE I SAID TO GIVE ME ONE OF THEIR LINES, STORIES, OR JOKES.
2006-08-30 19:59:42 · update #1
NOTE I SAID TO GIVE ME ONE OF THEIR LINES, STORIES, OR JOKES.
2006-08-30 19:59:51 · update #2
Ron White aka "Tater Salad"
"You can't fix stupid"
"...I had the right to remain silent but not the ability"
2006-08-30 22:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld Season 6 episode 19
2006-08-30 19:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sean J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stephen Colbert:
I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit.
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I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
2006-08-30 19:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by redTruth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim carrey
Eddie Murphy
Martin Laurence
2006-08-30 21:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by Leeloo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love Lewis Black. I can't think of a specific joke or line he uses...I just love how frustrated he gets about what stupid people say and do.
2006-08-30 21:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dead; Richard Pryor
Alive : Robin Williams
2006-08-30 19:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by pejon60 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Conan O'Brien. When he's just being himself, responding to his guests with that quick wit. That's when he's the best! David Letterman is a close second, for the same reasons. :)
2006-08-30 19:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by :Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean comedy, Bill Cosby. Dirty comedy, the late Redd Foxx.
2006-08-30 22:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Craig G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dane cook.
without question.
he's a comic genius.
also Lisa Lamanelli.
she's hilarious.
2006-08-30 19:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Carlin.....definitely
Two guys are driving one day....the man comes up to a red light and speeds past it......"what are you doing?", the passenger asked....."it's ok, my brother drives like this ". They come to another red light and again, he speeds past it and says "it;s ok, my brother drives like this". They come up to a green light and he stops. "now what are you doing?"......"hey, my brother might be coming the other way!".
2006-08-30 19:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋