I really don't like to but it takes almost 30 seconds for her to bring me a beer, and I am fed up.
2006-08-30 18:32:30 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You are a loser and I would love to go a round with you. Believe me, I don't need more than 30 seconds.
2006-08-30 18:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
30 times
2015-12-09 18:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get off your lazy butt and get your own beer!
Or , if you hit your wife, you should enjoy that beer because they don't serve beer in prison where you are going. The only thing you will get there is bent over and become someone's booty Buddy.
2006-08-30 18:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is considered abuse the first time you hit her. Next time you are at your favorite bar, time the waitress. If she's not there in 30 seconds and you hit her, see how fast you wind up in jail.
2006-08-30 18:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by peachyone 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey lionheart007 I never hit my wife but I did kick some guys *** for hitting his. He got 38 stitches and a ride in an ambulance I got arrested and a year probation. She didn't press charges! My advice call the police secret agent man.
2006-08-30 19:00:22 · answer #5 · answered by Havasu 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If youre in Arkansas its unlimited as long as youre cousins.In West Virginia its a 5 hit minimum.
2006-08-30 22:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, that's a tough one..... I am gonna say 1 time or when she slams the beer into your temple hard enough to lodge it there then castrates you.... Please note the one hit may cause her to hit you with the beer and castrate you... When this occurs please watch carefully she will likely do a tribal dance of anger traditionally done in stillettos on the husbands abdomen and recently castrated region..
2006-08-30 18:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing...
You're not really married.
You've never actually had a beer in public.
You still live with your parents.
You have no idea what you want to do with your life.
And you're in serious need of a shower.
Betcha I'm pretty close.
2006-08-30 19:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by Simian 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You've got to be kidding, right? Only a moronic low-life would ask that kind of question (or even consider it)!
Your answer would be you don't even raise a hand. As for the comment, get up off your A_s and get it yourself.
2006-08-30 18:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Yo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes the same amount of times as it does to ask this question and get reported honey.
Silly man! And to think you thought you were smart! Anyone knows that "REAL" men don't hit their wives. Sissy boys do!
2006-08-30 18:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋