Take a tour of the Whitehouse with my boyfriend, break into the oval office and give Georgie a little show togehter. F**K that, a huge show!
2006-08-30 17:03:52
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answered by Jeff 2
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If I was wise and I COULD, changing history would be tempting....
But I'm not wise, and I AM a bad girl.....and I don't care!....
**********ANYthing???************ OOOoohhhhhhh........
Sprig, you make the Grand Wedding Arrangements and arrange for the media coverage; let's televise this sucker worldwide! (And while we're at it, let's arrange for a few hundred other clergy, of all other kinds of backgrounds, and open it up for others!---can you imagine several thousand Gorgeous NonStandard And Perfectly Legal Weddings all at once, on the grounds of the White House?)
Jeff, you and your boyfriend.....well, you guys know what to do. But are you SURE you want it in the Oval Office?---there's lots of nicer rooms available. Anyway, don't get too enthusiastic during rehearsals; we want a great show here when we go live!
I've got dibs on the main ballroom, and am partying down there after the weddings, with several hundred of my best friends. Please disregard the happy screams and occasional nekkid people running down the hallways; we're having a blast.
And later?---lots of cuddling, and kittycats to pet. And all the guilt-free chocolate and Ben and Jerry's ice cream I can eat, and no worries about the ^$#$~ calories!!!
2006-08-31 03:07:51
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answered by samiracat 5
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I'd love to slap the cuffs on GW, toss him in jail, let Jeff and his bf give a grand show, bring the Pope in to marry them afterwards while making W the ring bearer. Then, I'd have a Pat Robertson look alike preach to li'l George until W he cried enough to fess up on the WMD bs and why he didn't really go after Osama. Yep, I think the man is a liar.
And, at the end of the day, I'd be with the ones I loved.
2006-08-31 01:30:59
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answered by Anonymous
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2 martinis, and an afternoon on top of a smooth chested 22 year old pool boy would be my ideal last afternoon. For breakfast in bed, I'd use Olando Bloom's bum as a tray, and for dinner, well, I'd skip that, but a Heath Ledger milkshake would be a great dessert. Then botox.... for I would always look beatiful, when I'm near death. I don't know who said that, but it sounds gay, so I love it.
2006-08-31 03:38:02
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answered by urbania05 2
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I would go back in time to August 25, 2001 and convince Aaliyah not to get on the airplane.
2006-08-31 00:07:11
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answered by ~Twisted Sister~ 4
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I would go bact to sept 11, 2000, and thirdy minutes before the planes hit, pull the fire alarm. I feel so bad for all those people.
2006-08-31 00:44:15
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answered by Starcraft 2
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any money i had, i would give to the poor people and i would go talk with them and tell them their lives can change for the better. i would help them get the resources they need!! it would take a lifetime to help but i would make the most of it while i could!!!
2006-08-31 01:00:58
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answered by blueeyesofutah 3
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I'd hide away from the world and enjoy quality time with just me.
2006-08-31 01:41:43
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answered by unclefrunk 7
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I'd live it like I do every day.
2006-08-31 00:16:43
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answered by Anonymous
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spend it with the ones that i love
i would want to die happy
2006-08-31 00:15:26
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answered by Anonymous
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