2006-08-30 16:08:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
It's really very simple.
I've started my own religion(makes me tax exempt), now I'm working on the book, because people LOVE to buy merchandise. Once that is done, I will target my "teachings" to spoiled rich kids. Of course the only way to everlasting salvation will be to forsake all their material possessions, by giving them, and their trust-funds, to the church.
I will have them live in various closed communities, where I will exploit their various talents for my own ends. In time, I will launch a mass media blitz to reach more suckers..err..convents. At the same time stockpiling weapons, to supply my army of minions, for my eventual revolution against tyranny, vice, oppression, and everything and everybody who opposes me.
I figure that in 12-15 years you will prostate yourselves and sing my praises, or suffer the consequences.
2006-08-30 16:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by knzlt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all I'll invent an imaginary disease (or exaggerate the effects of a known one). When the mass hysteria begins, my company will provide a vaccine. Now this is only for gathering enough money, influence and some positive PR.
Now, with the acquired resources it is quite easy to start some problems that cause fear worldwide. Maybe a new religious end-of-the-world cult doing terrorist acts, you know, drop a couple of planes here and there, bomb a few subways etc. Then my political party (one of the smaller ones that is now totally under my control) will feed on the fear, and start providing "solutions" to this artificial problem. Because whole cult is designed by me (and in reality a far smaller than the media I own is representing), it will be easy to make my country safe. Other countries try to imitate these solutions, but those won't work without the secret work inside the cult I can provide. Thus all start turning to me for help.
Now we may need to increase the cult activity around the world, just to make sure everyone is afraid enough. Then I'll come up with a "final solution" to the cult problem, but unfortunately it requires my associates to have some extended rights (to use force etc). Nearly every country will agree, and now I have the power to collect all possible resistance in concentration camps and start eliminating them. The cult will vanish without funding from me, except some small incidents to make further eliminations "necessary". And to keep the fear in the hearts of people. Well, this situation gives me absolute control over the world.
2006-08-30 21:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I plan to put a potion into the world's drinking water to make everybody respect and care about each other.
Not a "love-fest" just be aware of your fellow-man. Kinda mushy huh?
2006-08-30 16:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already have. My body is my world and the center of my universe. Everything else belongs to the government.
2006-08-30 16:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by Moi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
create a web site where people will sit for hours answering silly questions, once they are all distracted i will take over the world!
2006-08-30 16:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by patricia_hyland72 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By being an example for others
2006-08-30 16:24:53 · answer #6 · answered by fra_bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"M LUCKY IF I CAN GET A SEAT ON THE BUS! LET ALONE TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
2006-08-30 16:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by Penney S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knzlt's plan sounds perfect. LMMFAO here. I just wonder if he's serious and if he's someone I use to know. If he is someone I use to know then I know he's serious.
2006-08-31 22:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by NHedlund 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Press the 'Reset' button.
2006-09-02 22:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by mitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knzIt has an excellent plan, but i'm pretty sure the catholics beat him to it.
2006-08-30 17:08:43 · answer #10 · answered by jennocide 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋